Blotted

to be under the influence of blotter acid.

Im so fucking blotted right now i just wanna go on a baby punching spree.

by JustCallMeKOBE December 22, 2009

Blotter Acid

Street name for LSD. Mainly used in the Hicks side of society when they have nothing better to do other than trip on their own feet.

"You have to have taken 4 hits of Blotter Acid to mistake the moon for a cloud."

by Namegiven June 18, 2014

Blottersauce

To Blottersauce you have to piss into a chick's ass and drink it.

Hey, do you guys want to Blottersauce later?

by blottersauceking January 17, 2008

Blottle

to be a member of a hot and steamy cat sex. and to have cat claws scratching at your back and thighs.

Today i was in a old lady's house and she had about 500 cats, so i decided to have a blottle with them and after i went home to see my girlfriend she asked why i had scratches all over my body, so i told her i had a blottle and she decided to join next time.

by take it to my blottle January 8, 2010

Blattied

-to be beaten at something so badly until you no longer have any passion left to keep going on
-to be uninspired to finish a task after someone shows you how it's done
-to be beaten senseless in front of a group of people
-bringing shame upon you and your family from a lacking of a certain skill

Wow! Did you just see that kid get blattied?

(to the person getting blattied) You just got blattied!

I'm glad that wasn't me in there, becasue I would have been blattied.

by JCNSS July 14, 2009

blowtie

a common male sartorial affliction; the improperly tied bow tie

He tied yet another blowtie for last night's black tie event.

by Boss Brian May 4, 2009

Blootie

A blootie is the combination of bloody and cootie.

Use it when referring to a girl being on her period.

Gross... That chick has a blootie. I'm not fucking her.

by Ben 317 Pro December 15, 2011