Blondie in a bottle

A woman with black or dark brown hair dyes her hair blonde with horrifying results.

"look at the dark roots on that blondie in a bottle."

by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009

blondie

A term used to refer to a person with long blonde hair, male or female.

"I like blondies. ^-^ I'm blonde too, but it's not long. Still, I guess if someone wants to call me a blondie they can."
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

blondies

a group of fine ass blonde girls

DAYUM did you see those blondies

by pimpmasta December 15, 2004

Supercar Blondie

An attractive blonde woman with access to exclusive vehicles who then makes videos for social media. However, she has no actual knowledge of mechanics or physics. This is overlooked due to her tits and heels. She hasn't actually made a video to date that shows her enthusiasm for the mechanical world. Main focus is how "gorgeous" the car is and individual aesthetics that dont even matter.

"This Mclaren has 800hp, it goes 0 - 100 in 3.1 seconds, wait, check this out, the dash lights up according to your mood! How awesome is that!" - Supercar Blondie

by Chowdabum December 4, 2020

blondiesaurus

an older blonde woman who is attracted to younger men. often hunts alone. can be identified by dark regrowth, false eyelashes and leopard print clothing. like a cougar but older and with no standards!

did you hear about Timmy? he was attacked by a blondiesaurus last night

by kelbie1979 October 20, 2010

Blondger

A blondger is a blonde-ginger. This is a person who is either blonde but looks like a ginger or a ginger who looks like a blonde. Blondgers can be created if a blonde haired person dies their hair slightly orange, real blondgers are fairly rare. Blondgers are thought of and discriminated against as if they are gingers, whether they are a real ginger or a blonde, for blondgers have no soul.

What is up with this kid, was he born from a leprechaun and a scandanavian? What a blondger!

by Alberto Blondger June 21, 2012

Blonder

When someone is clearly more blonde than someone else or when someone behaves in a way that's more blonde than anyone else

person1 "No, you're blonde!"
person2 "YOU'RE BLONDER THEN"

by Somma is gay July 24, 2020