Bloitering

The act of getting a blowjob while loitering; most commonly done at Wal-Mart.

Guy1: Hey dude I just got bloitered outside Wal-Mart.

Guy2: Dude I was just bloitered at Target! Bloitering rules!

by HorrariousJesus June 17, 2010

Bloatkin

Similar to the blumpkin, the delicately balanced are of getting your cock sucked while hurling.

I unexpectedly bloatkined on this girls head...wonder if it was her gnarly face or the 8 shots of Tequila

by KJ026 November 29, 2011

Camp Bloat

A feeling after one has been excessively camping and/or cabining, rafting, eating randomly, sleeping terribly and suffering from achey butt bones & bloat-like feeling of body parts.

Damn it, I've been rafting all day and now I'm falling pry to camp bloat!

by Lo_Lo#1 September 8, 2010

coke bloat

When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.

Tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she's got all fat in the face.

Ted: Nar man, she's just got a bad case of coke bloat.

Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow.

by miss.louise May 30, 2007

Bloatlord

1. Could've started from the perception of extremely large bodybuilders having bloated looking stomachs (Palumboism) which occurs when the oblique muscles thicken and make it hard for a bodybuilder to hold their stomach in. These absolute kings of man kind are menaces to society.

Look at these absolute bloatlords. They get people mirin' left and right.

by Tomboy enthusiast September 14, 2021

cock blockternity

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)

That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'

by xmovox October 26, 2009

Best Bloke

A man who isn't just a good bloke, he is the BEST bloke. He is a typical aussie man. He never says anything bad about his mates, and his always making people around him seem better just because he is such a good bloke. He is the man that everyone wants to hang out with coz ya can always have a few beers with him and just talk shit.

Do you know collo? he is the best bloke going round

by bestbloke November 15, 2009