A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.
Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
Get the Urban Blogger mug.Usually occurs with unfamiliar toilets or rapid wiping situations: After shitting and wiping multiple times, you reach back in for one more good wipe to make sure you got it all, when you reach in a little to far and accidently put ur hand in all the shitty paper in the bowl!
Greg: "Man I was shittin' at work the other day and I guess I was wiping' a lil to fast and carelessly and stuck my hand in all the shitty paper up in that bitch!!!"
Roy: " Dude you hand bogged!?!?"
Roy: " Dude you hand bogged!?!?"
by XXL4LIFE May 9, 2009
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Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.
by zndnc July 15, 2011
Get the I'm no jazz blogger mug.Similar to Kawasakied, but on a slightly smaller scale. When ones blog is commented on by someone whose blog has been kawasakied.
by Michael T Adams March 9, 2008
Get the Bloggessed mug.When a real-world news article gets reworded and obliterated by someone's personal opinions and bias, then the article is picked back up by another news source, thus, spreading misinformation, or severely tainted information, to the masses. Could also be viewed as a digital version of the childrens' game known as telephone.
Joe: Hey, did you see this article about the clown that drove his car into a swimming pool? The article says he was on drugs.
Mike: Yeah, I saw the article earlier on a more reliable news website and the clown actually had a medical condition and it was purely an accident, no drugs were involved. Sounds like you got the bloggerated version.
Joe: Oh. I hate that.
Mike: Yeah, I saw the article earlier on a more reliable news website and the clown actually had a medical condition and it was purely an accident, no drugs were involved. Sounds like you got the bloggerated version.
Joe: Oh. I hate that.
by compact asian April 25, 2010
Get the bloggerate mug.Raw material used by bloggers to manipulate the truth into a lie for political or partisan reasons. "Bloggerkreft" is a collection of facts that are not necessarily related but useful in creating a narrative that fit a desired storyline.
Sure the DIA is down today, but that's just bloggerkreft. We won't know what it really means until the monthly jobs report.
by Diacritic March 10, 2011
Get the Bloggerkreft mug.A piece of human garbage, this simple minded creep slinks around the freeways of California putting up lame signs that show his ignorance and his arrogance. While some activists may stand by their signs to show their conviction towards their cause, this overweight pussy quickly hangs his signs and then high-tails it out of town. He displays the epitome of cowardice and all characteristics of a mentally handicapped individual. He also smokes pole and takes it up the pooper.
The California freeway blogger spends an inordinate amount of time creating signs and hanging them up. If only he spent a little more time on the treadmill, he might be around a little longer for all of us to keep laughing at him.
by ScarlettPussyman15 March 25, 2008
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