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cock blockade

Scenario where more than one male or groups of males prevent one person from hooking up or talking to a girl.
Sonny: So did you get with Linda at the party?
Mike: Nah bro, Sam, Dan kept interupting on purpose, and Dustin was cock blocking, it was a freaking cock blockade, I couldn't get through.
by Moojostuff November 18, 2009
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blackhanded compliment

A comment made about an African-American that is somehow related to their race and would be mundane/not worth mentioning were they white.
Sen. Joseph Biden (D-DE) made a blackhanded compliment about Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL), saying he is “the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”
by thegthang May 3, 2012
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blackhand

it's a pun. black mother's always back handing they child lol so let's call it a black hand. (sorry if it seem rascist it's just sterotypical)
ifyoudontputdatmothafuckinthingdownimma blackhand you😤
by loyal lulu August 9, 2020
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Gargantuan Blockades

Gargantuan Blockades is a Mega Walls sweat clan. Unlike the other stupid fucking clans on Hypixel, Gargantuan Blockades is not a cheating guild. Some cheating guilds are known as Hood and The Jungle. The clan is lead by Turblue, a bitch who eats cock. Whenever they win a game after losing ten times in a row, they always say “L KID #THEGUNGA” at the end of the game, stating that they’re better than everyone else.
Person 1: These guys are saying “L KID #THEGUNGA”!
Person 2: That’s Gargantuan Blockades, no one knows who they are lol
by Fish186 October 14, 2020
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Cutter Buckland

The one albino that cares about everyone and will always have your back, he isn't the cutest but he know the wamens bodies
Cutter Buckland isn't that cute
by ThiccBoi? June 1, 2018
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buckland

A hairless growth never found on women. Also the last name of Ted, the lawyer from Scrubs
"What's a Buckland?" --Ted
by JNNC August 8, 2006
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german blockade

When you "bust a nut" onto a person's eye while they are asleep, so when they wake up, their eye is blocked from dried semen.
"I'm going to give Billy a German Blockade when he's asleep, because he teabagged me"
by roflzorz November 18, 2007
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