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Cock Blockbuster

A measure taken to bypass a cock block.
Guy: This girl is hot.
Boyfriend: She's with me!
Guy: Why am I not convinced.
Boyfriend: *Punches guy*
Girl: You're a jerk! I'm done with you. I'll go with someone who's nicer.
Guy (whispering): Cock Blockbuster.
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Netflix and chill, for the old fashioned folks. Often done on horseback, on the way to the swimming hole.
Reginald requested a brief blockbuster and cock thruster on our way to the theater.
by rickleston September 22, 2016
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blockbuster

A major motion picture, very successful at the box office.
Titanic was a blockbuster hit!
by Don April 15, 2004
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Blockbuster

Place where people can go, keep a movie/game for 38-45 days and only pay 1.25 for a restocking fee. Place where people don't realize that movies were ALWAYS autosold after a 12 days, but after no late fees it was bumped up to 7 days. Place where people bitch about movies never being in because of no late fees, yet often keep movies 10 days past the due date themselves. Place where people still bitch about paying $10 to buy the movie (they pay the going price minus the rental price they paid to buy it) or 1.25 to restock it when they used to pay $15 for keeping the movie 3 days late and still had to return it. Place where some people rent movies and are stupid enough to think that they never have to return the movie and never pay anything, instead of being grateful they have seven extra days to keep the movie.
Wow, Blockbusters got no more late fees, that means we can keep the movie forever after paying only 4 bucks for it and never return it, letting it hang in their inventory and preventing anyone else from getting it. When we get an inch we gotta take a mile. LOLZ.
by Firewalker April 6, 2005
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Brockton Blockbuster

In The Black and White Trunks weighing in at 188pds the Brockton Blockbuster Rocky Marciano!
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Blacksite

Another way, albeit a lazy one, to spell the glitchfest that was the videogame, BlackSite: Area 51. It can also be abbreviated into BS, which is, ironically, a common way to abbreviate bullshit on the internet.
"Can you guess what videogame I bought today?"

"I hope it wasn't Blacksite. I play videogames to have fun. And that particular videogame was so bad that it gave me testicular cancer."

"Uh... yeah, I mean, no, I got that Madden."

"Thank goodness."
by Lover_of_Madden September 6, 2011
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blockbuster and cockbuster

Girl:"you want to hang tonight?"
Boy:"yeah, how about blockbuster and cockbuster?"
Girl:"blockbuster? What's that?"
by AdmiralArrow March 21, 2016
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