blitch

A level higher than bitch.

Your such a fuckin blitch for taking my m&m's

by G Dizzle G Dog November 21, 2010

Blitch 66

n. rock n roll clothing company started in NYC & Hollywood early in the new Millenium. Born out of rebellion and a hatred for Ed Hardy. pretty much the coolest T- Shirt line since Deth Killers of Bushwick.

if you're 555 them I'm Blitch 66.

by cure4affliction March 15, 2009

blitch

1. an abbreviation for blond bitches

2. word to describe stupid blond women who blog about retarded things

3. referring to any one stupid and a bitch; including politicians

4. dumb bitches not exclusive to women or excluding men

Those blitch's need to stop making retarded youtube video in their panties and then complain about all the sexist comments that get posted. TITS OR GTFO BLITCH'S!

by Darkseig November 12, 2010

blitch

a female software cracker
a complaint blog
a less offensive alternative to saying "bitch"
a book by soda biers

I am the real blitch.
I like to blitch about posers.
Blitch is my book and Urban Tarot is my tarot, my writing alias is Soda.
I just wanted to blitch about something.

by B_L_I_T_C_H SODA BIERS REALLY December 3, 2010

blitch

A recurrent and/or annoying glitch in a video game

I can't get past this fuckin' blitch!

This is one blitchy-ass glitch.

by Jones River Fran April 15, 2008

blitch

-blitch is the baby of black and bitch
-when you're to lazy to say 'black bitch'

-can be replaced anywhere you would say 'bitch'

-look at all of these blitches up in here
-can i get another drink up in this blitch
- big booty blitches

by bong babies December 19, 2012

Blitch

A mix of a bitch and a glitch is a irregular malfunction unkind systematic female dog

I can't stand a blitch.

by Wakandaman247 January 4, 2025