Blipping

The platonic form of male masturbation. Blipping is the natural motion which occurs when a man (presumably) lightly pinches the side tissue of his penis as a form of self soothing.

When I'm blipping, I'm happy. Blip to the tip for a great relief.

by zozo420 May 19, 2017

Blip blop

Somthing an smart person would say. Blip

Blip blop is Somthing that a god would say!

by Gentleman and a scholar October 7, 2019

Mr. Blip

"Mr. Blip is the face icon in halo odst who is a top down weed smokin MOTHA FUCKIN BADASS PIMP who sometimes turns into a giant floating alien thingy

has a nice pimped out ride with underglow and hydraulics and goes down the road listening to electric avenue.

He talks in a really high voice

likes go fish and midget strippers

hes part rocket and dragon from his mom.

he wears sombreros alot

and smokes ciggies while honking his horn (which is the dukes of hazzard horn)

hes puprle

a giant space lizard at times and a giant computer other times

he eats cars

HES SO THUNDER HE CAN SHIT...ACID

hes got the eye of the tiger

he likes to be petted behind the ear

and he loves fuckin MORRIS DAY AND THE TIME"

damn nigga light me up son!

Mr. Blip i love you <('.'<)

by Sticky Penguin September 27, 2009

bliphen

to get blazed off a spiff

Let's bliphen quick, before your ma gets home.

by sarah e sparkles April 26, 2011

Blip Blap

Manchester UK slang for a cannabis joint reefer or spliff used as early as 1991.

Just had a blip laffin!
throw a blip blap together.

by Kingy7 October 15, 2012

brain blip

When performing a perfunctory task, you suddenly
realize you can't recall if you did it or not! Or you
find yourself somewhere and cannot recall how or why
you got there.

He found himself looking into the refrigerator but couldn't
recall how or why he got there; surely it was a brain blip!

by Pamelot July 20, 2010

network blip

What some sysadmin say when something weird happens -

There was a network blip, rather than tell you what happened we`ll make shit up --

by shad0w March 8, 2005