blinking red

Demanding immediate attention, urgent, nearing a deadline.

"Hurry up with that report, dude, it's blinking red."
"I gotta get home. My wife's blinking red."

by scran4d April 16, 2006

Blinkin

Originally a blind character from the movie Robinhood Men in Tights, it often refers to a best friend who allows you to touch them inappropriately (on the premisis that you are "blind").

Blinkin! When are we gonna watch that movie?

by fattamale March 24, 2010

blinkin

the same as dumbass, means stupid, can also mean to blink,

your a blinkin idiot you are

by Ellen *british bitch* March 22, 2005

Blinkin Lincoln

The act in which a male shaves his pubic hair before his lady friend arrives. He then proceeds to receive felatio and at the point of orgasm, he ejaculates into the female's face, hits her in the eye with his penis, and then covers the lower portion of her face in pubic hair.

Dude, I just shaved my pubes and when smead gets over here, i'm gonna give her a Blinkin Lincoln that she'll never forget.

by candle weiners December 21, 2008

Blinking Kittens

(n): extraneous or non-essential design elements added to a website, generally at the behest of a non-professional designer. Useless or tacky web design. A neologism taken from the arcane HTML markup code that caused text to flash and the ubiquity of kitten pictures on the internet.

"Man, I thought this site was done, but then the boss came in and demanded we change the font to pink. It now screams blinking kittens."

This page's purple background and weird icons just scream blinking kittens.

by Onisimos September 14, 2011

blinking

To wink simultaneously with both eyes for a very short period of time.

I can't stop blinking.

by gafhh14 November 22, 2011

Blinking

The combination of Blogging and Drinking.

The act of Blogging (while Drunk,) including details you probably wouldn't reveal if you were sober.

Can you believe what Zero posted on the Jagged Spiral blog? He *must* have been blinking!

I always go back the next day and read my blog posts after a night of heavy blinking.

by Conrad Zero May 8, 2008