bloviate

My best friend in High School and I made up this word back around 1972 or 1973. Our definition then was someone who expounded at great lengths, not knowing when to shut up.
A Bloviator to us was a person who when you asked him what time it was, he told you how to build a watch.

The preacher got wound up in the sermon last Sunday. He began to bloviate and went past the usual time to get out of church.

by Chuck E. H. April 7, 2008

A Blevinator

When you dye you hair blue, shave it all off, submerge a toilet plunger in diarrhea, and cover the end with the blue hair. Slap a Ninja headband on, and proceed to aggressively penetrate a male or female genitalia.

"Your dirty skunk of a mom insisted I give her A Blevinator."

by Levi Spencer December 9, 2020

beerinate

the first piss when you have to urinate after drinking beer and break the seal.

OK guys, it's time for me to go beerinate.

by Aarrghh February 21, 2020

Bloviated Oaf clown

One who talks nonstop endlessly and says nothing on facebook or twitter

Ben Rohling is such a "Bloviated oaf clown" when he is using big words he doesnt understand to make himself look more photosynthesis

by Jp lohling March 15, 2022

Bloviate

When a mononeural right wing fool who begins arguments he can't back up and tries to get out of being called out using a feeble, unsuccessful attempt at reverse psychology and fails miserably. See: "Filthy Rick Sanchez"; "Capping Simp Bot".

U think bloviate is a fancy word? Lmaooo

by NoAlCepo January 2, 2025

The Bevinator

The bevinator is a mythical creature who will come and snatch up your bev, he will crush your bev, and fuck your ass.

Dan: I got this bev at the store, it's really tasty
Joe: Don't let the bevinator see that, he'll get you
The Bevinator: What is up bitch

by ballsack puncher 334 January 13, 2025