Blerph

'You're kidding!' 'The asshole!' Used when told of undesirable news of a friend

"He hasn't spoken to me in a week..."
"Blerph!"

by Mad Meeper October 15, 2003

Blemp

A word used to describe an e-cigarette at Schools

Oi bruv, pass me your blemp real quick

by Ratep January 29, 2019

blomph

A deflated expression of sadness.

COVID canceled my travel plans. Blomph.

by Edgemonk November 19, 2020

Blepharitis

A condition caused by too much bacteria present on the base of the eyelashes, which leads to inflammation of the eyelid causing the eyelid to turn red, swell up, crust and bleed.

I wouldn't wish Blepharitis on my worst enemy.

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022

Blephy

Short for Blepharitis, an eye inflammation infection that is very common and treatable.

“Yo Mista White, the doc just told me I got blephy, I don’t got long left bro”

by Jesse Bruce Pinkman August 11, 2022

blephy

A shortened version for Blepharitis, a treatable eye disease.

Jesse P: Yo Mr. White I got Blephy
Mr. White: Dammit Jesse not again, I told you to clean your eyes

by Jesse Bruce Pinkman August 20, 2022

Blumpha

A twist on the classic "Blumpkin" technique, where oral sex is performed on someone sitting on the toilet doing a shart rather than taking a shit.

She gave him a blumpha while he sharted.

by AlyssaSinacori November 7, 2023