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Blerph

'You're kidding!' 'The asshole!' Used when told of undesirable news of a friend
"He hasn't spoken to me in a week..."
"Blerph!"
by Mad Meeper October 15, 2003
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Blemp

A word used to describe an e-cigarette at Schools
Oi bruv, pass me your blemp real quick
by Ratep January 29, 2019
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blomph

COVID canceled my travel plans. Blomph.
by Edgemonk November 19, 2020
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Blepharitis

A condition caused by too much bacteria present on the base of the eyelashes, which leads to inflammation of the eyelid causing the eyelid to turn red, swell up, crust and bleed.
I wouldn't wish Blepharitis on my worst enemy.
by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022
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Blephy

Short for Blepharitis, an eye inflammation infection that is very common and treatable.
“Yo Mista White, the doc just told me I got blephy, I don’t got long left bro”
by Jesse Bruce Pinkman August 11, 2022
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blephy

A shortened version for Blepharitis, a treatable eye disease.
Jesse P: Yo Mr. White I got Blephy
Mr. White: Dammit Jesse not again, I told you to clean your eyes
by Jesse Bruce Pinkman August 20, 2022
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Blumpha

A twist on the classic "Blumpkin" technique, where oral sex is performed on someone sitting on the toilet doing a shart rather than taking a shit.
She gave him a blumpha while he sharted.
by AlyssaSinacori November 7, 2023
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