butt blunder

the accidental insertion of ones penis into the anal canal of a woman during sexual intercourse .

during their first romantic interlude between gus and sue, gus performed a butt blunder, and needless to say, their session terminated quite abruptly.

by dakevster August 22, 2008

john bland

A man whom only eats ass

Hey what're you doing tonight?
Imma john bland some bitch

by Curse of Three October 7, 2017

Blandjob

The act of getting a blowjob while recieving a handjob at the same time is known as a blandjob...but dont let the name fool you... blandjobs are without a doubt the best part of blowjob week

Steven: so u get laid last night?
Martyn: nah dude, its blowjob week.
Steven: ouch!
Martyn: yo stfu bitch! My ho gave (referring to his cock) Iron Man a blandjob.....now that takes co-ordination.
Steven: wtf's a blandjob?
Martyn: (sighs)fuckin idiot.

by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 1, 2008

blandis

A caucasion male individual practicing the Menonite religion, who routinely partcipates in anal sex with young, male sheep (and possibly sheperds).

"Don't talk to that guy, he's a freak. The other day I caught him pulling a blandis!"

by mot08 February 18, 2005

blandnweird

Welfare food that you don't like, but are going to take anyway because "free food!"

I have a freezer full of food but I'm starving because it's all blandnweird.

by Evil Inclination March 24, 2021

blandine

HOT awesome type of girl who's insane and loves to have fun

check out that blandine! stands out in the crowd

by marxmaximillian November 11, 2009

Blanda upp

Another word for interracial sex or race-mixing originating.

The Spaniards blanda upped with the natives.

by ErikSwede April 7, 2011