Blarg

What you say when an unattractive woman hits on you in a public place, you get in her face and say BLARG while sticking out your toungue and letting EVERYONE see you doing it

Hi my name is Tina, I weigh 362 lbs.......BLARGGGG

by Joeinchicago March 9, 2008

Blarg

Anything and Everything. Blarg has no limits.

Did you here that Blarg got closed down for blarg?
(Did you here that McDonalds got closed down for infestation? could be what it means but you decide)

Holy crap! Did you see that blarg?

by Blargtie December 2, 2009

Blarg

Word used in anger or frustration. Commonly used when you just want to scream.

I failed that test BARLG!!!

by Kristy December 11, 2004

Blarg

The sound a Zombie Punguin makes when it has located its prey.

NOOOOOOO, THE ZOMBIE PENGUINS HAVE INVADED!! THE END OF DAYS HAS COME!!! SOON THERE HORRIBLE BLARG SHALL BE HEARD ALL THROUGH OUT THE WORLD!

by Reveran132 April 5, 2011

Blarg

A word that can be used in place of any other word.

go blarg yourself.

by DJUMS June 6, 2010

Blarg

1. A sigh of angst/depression, at times used to express boredom.
2. Can be interpreted online as a "splooge" by a unique blonde named lauren.

1. Blarg, it's done nothing but rain the past week. This sucks.

by Nick W. August 7, 2003

Blarg

Blarg is the action of crawling inside a small hole, typically being a vagina opening, and peeing until you cum all over the woman's intestines.

>Reece performs unbirth
>crawls inside vagina opening
>pees
>blarg

by iPeeBlocks October 29, 2014