Blandy

A dual-action blow job, hand job combination. Also known as 'a good blowjob'.

We were dancing in my living room and she went down on me right there. It was the best blandy I've ever gotten.

by The Leisure Diver August 25, 2011

Blanny

A small town in the south-west of England called Blandford.

Anyone link in blanny later?

by blowmethesnow July 5, 2020

Stanky Blanky

When you remove your penis after anal sex and a little poo drips out onto your moms blanket.

Curtis! Get in here! Did you pull a stanky blanky with your little girlfriend while we was out at the Walmart?

by TJ Trainwreck July 24, 2018

Mr Blaney

A guy with a spanish wife who uses her as a cover up for easy access to unsuspecting child victims

George : oh shit, mr blaney is coming!
Ronnie : run before he takes you to the blaney dungeon!

by BigRonnie597 October 31, 2020

Blanny

A black tranny.

"Hey have you been to Gigi's in lately?" "No man, last time I went it was full of blannies - I got scared and left."

"Dude, Derek is dating a blanny!"

by sloppydrc April 14, 2009

BLANDY

a swamp donkey with an ugly girlfriend called kirsty and a hot sister

asd

by TIM WATSON September 25, 2003

blanky

The act of texting an acquaintance with a blank text. The implication of this is that you would blank said acquaintance if you saw them walking along on the street and they said hi to you. Blankies are used to show a general dislike or anger towards a person.

The effect is doubled if the person on the receiving end owns an old phone which can only store a limited number of texts (e.g. a Nokia 3310).

Person 1: Oh shit man.
Person 2: What's up, James?
Person 1: Jenny just sent me a blanky.
Person 2: Ha, she must really hate you.

by seafordfmrulez June 21, 2012