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black jesus

a drink composed of 1 part vodka, 2 parts milk, 1 part half-n-half, and 2 parts Nesquik.
keep your rosary close, but keep your black jesus closer...
by dj-nasty June 9, 2005
mugGet the black jesusmug.

mach black jesus

When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.
He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.
by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018
mugGet the mach black jesusmug.

Black jesus

A lie black people wish was true, even though he was Arabic.
Black person: black Jesus is the truth.
Real jesus: I'm neither white or black.
by Shadowmog February 1, 2016
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black jesus painting

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.
You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.
by suicide assistant March 8, 2007
mugGet the black jesus paintingmug.

The New Black Jesus

A non-profit organization started by High School entrepreneur Charlie Flanum.
by j_alton1619 September 5, 2020
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black raptor baby jesus

a saying to express extreme surprise and or happiness. or rick james
Dear black raptor baby jesus that chick is actually really hot!
by Trey shizzle October 16, 2008
mugGet the black raptor baby jesusmug.

Black Jesus

Man of few words. Great at basketball and athletics, gives his friends guidance and most importantly gets all the butches with his non-ashy skin
Black Jesus bagged that redbone, she a snack
by Izzydaballer February 7, 2017
mugGet the Black Jesusmug.

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