black jesus

a drink composed of 1 part vodka, 2 parts milk, 1 part half-n-half, and 2 parts Nesquik.

keep your rosary close, but keep your black jesus closer...

by dj-nasty June 03, 2005

mach black jesus

When you move two times faster than Mach Jesus.
when you move to fast to be seen.

He robbed the store at Mach Black Jesus speed i didn't even see him.

by Mach Jesus November 27, 2018

Black jesus

A lie black people wish was true, even though he was Arabic.

Black person: black Jesus is the truth.
Real jesus: I'm neither white or black.

by Shadowmog November 24, 2015

black jesus painting

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.

You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.

by suicide assistant March 07, 2007

The New Black Jesus

A non-profit organization started by High School entrepreneur Charlie Flanum.

Are you going to The new black Jesus barbecue?

by j_alton1619 September 06, 2020

black raptor baby jesus

a saying to express extreme surprise and or happiness. or rick james

Dear black raptor baby jesus that chick is actually really hot!

by Trey shizzle August 24, 2008

black jesus

A term referring to an African American with extraordinary talent.

Michael Jordan advised the player who was guarding him not to mess wih "black Jesus."

by Originnone May 02, 2016