Oh man!, Shaniqua is for real a black n decker pecker wrecker. Shit! I was bout to go get disability. That ho damn near bit my dick off last night. She ain't putting my dick in her mouth again.
is a fanboy of the black and decker tools. also is the only shareholder of the company that invested all there money into the failing business, there are many ways to recognise this fanboy . 1: whenever you start talking about good quality tools around them you will hear the words BLACK AND DECKER IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage with rage spit covering the room. 2:always wears a matching black and decker suit. 3: drives a shitty red toyota ute that they proclain is called "the beast"..... it is wise that if you encounter this fanboy you must run to your nearest makita dealer where it cannot get you as makita tools is its biggest weakness.....
1: guy 1: hey have you seen that new milwaukee cordless drill.
1.When an unorthodox solution is needed to fix a problem. Comes from amazing lateral thinking by an Australian Country doctor who relieved pressure on a boys brain through the use of a power drill.
2. An odd demand that results in miraculous outcomes. Mcgyver-esque.
1.James- "Crap, theres no tissues left. Quick! Get the Black and Decker!""
2. Alice needed to change a tyre with only an empty tin of beans and a stocking. She definately got the Black and Decker