Barkering

barker

2. The doorman at a strip club who gets you into the club without telling you the real price of the drinks. Or a person that hypes you into a deal without disclosing the true cost of entry.

That bourbon street barker got me into the club, and his barkering cost me big time. He's a barker convincing me it would cost $20, but once he got me inside it cost me $100.

by Legallywasted December 14, 2013

Barkering

Verbally pretending by deceit to induce someone into a situation where the Barker knows a concealment but seduces the unknowing person into a situation with a fast talk and false bravado.

He sold me with his confident barkering and I failed to see he was just a fraud that caused me problems.

by Legallywasted December 14, 2013

Arj Barker

The best comedian ever to be born. And so beautiful at the same time. Creator of shpants. Resides in California.
Smokes a lot of weed

"Im hungry, anyone got some leftover Arj Barker that they wanna share?"

by not arj barker April 21, 2005

barked

To be physically and emotionally tired after a long night.

"When Sally came back from the party she was barked and needed some rest."

by John1517 October 16, 2008

carnival barker

Donald Trump

"We're not going to solve our problems if we get distracted by carnival barkers and sideshows" (Barack Obama, 27th April 2011, in reference to Donald Trump)

by BannedByTrumpPlaza May 18, 2011

beefy barker

a huge line of coke...thick and long line of the white lady...

Cat Daddy: "did you see that beefy barker that milt just snarfed up?"

Hildork: "milts a legend!"

by badback9 November 4, 2007

the barker effect

a person who has average/high levels of intelligence but is unbelieveably slow at undertaking menial tasks, such as washing up, pouring a glass of water or trying to tie their shoe laces. following in on from this, people who they then come into contact with, end up becoming slow at tasks they are involved with, even if they are usually efficient.

Ben: hey buddy, howcome you're taking so long? we're going to miss our flight?

Tim: sorry, ive just been on the phone to matt, i don't know whats gotten over me

Ben: the barker effect strikes again

by timshoe November 4, 2011