Bivot

A big-ass divot in golf, created when a golf club digs into a fairway and scrapes up a large piece of turf which travels faster and farther than the golf ball itself.

Whenever he uses his 9 iron, Bri-N yells "fore!" two times: once for the ball and once for the bivot out in front of the ball.

by UrbanEye October 4, 2008

Bionic Tone

A superhuman penis that is unbreakable and can be used to catapult out of a large cave.

Forest Whitaker failed to use his Bionic Tone to escape the cave in Star Wars:Rogue One.

by Grandmajohnsonlegsondash February 5, 2017

bionta

A tall large motherfucker nicest person to fuck with best sex and a great brother a dick that satisfies lady’s and beat anybody ass on any given day

Bionta is that n****

by C-Hoppa December 15, 2019

clitty bison

A Clitty Bison is a rare breed of frog that is native to Mt Everest. It is often found in the higher regions and has been sighted as high as 8,300m. Originally sighted in 2008 by Ewan Melville (British) there has since been a reported 17 sightings of the Clitty Bison.

Since it's discovery, the Clitty Bison has been occasionally used as an insult referring to those who are inappropriate.

Eg "Mitch, you can't say that you Clitty Bison"

I can't believe we were lucky enough to see a Clitty Bison

by Meek H February 26, 2014

Bironic

Ironically bi(-sexual), often due to a decidedly Byronic demeanor (the pun is deliberate). Generally refers to males who project archetypical masculinity (stoic, distant, self-sufficient, curt) yet also maintain some degree of homoerotic desire. The classic example for this is Ennis Del Mar, portrayed by Heath Ledger in the 2005 film, Brokeback Mountain. Also refers to situations involving a bironic character, used in the same way "ironic" might be.

(Males A and B watching Brokeback Mountain:
Ennis: This is a one-shot thing we got goin on here
Jack: It's nobodies business but ours
E: You know I ain't queer
J: You know I ain't either)

A: Wow, that's... bironic
B: What, you mean like, how in-denial they are about their own gayness?
A: No, I mean, the way they separate their behavior and desire from larger social expectations regarding the binaries of gender roles and attraction
B: ...Because they're both still decidedly masculine, in the gender-normative sense of the word?
A: Exactly!
B: Wow, what a relief! In that case, I guess it's ok to tell you that when I'm scared or confused and can't sleep, I imagine you lying next to me as I caress your chest and smell your hair.
A: You are one bironic bro, bro... but you're MY bironic bro!
(they kiss)

by F1re-Eyed B0y October 15, 2011

Bionicle

The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.

All Toas are $8.95 each, $9.64 with tax. Makuta is $19.95, $21.50 with tax. Takanuva is $29.95, $32.27 with tax. Would you like a bag with that?

by The Toa of Selling Toas August 28, 2004

Bionic Douche Bag

An idiot with no emotion towards anyone as if they were a robot, thus making a BINOIC DOUCHEBAG.

PARKER IS A FUCKING BIONIC DOUCHE BAG?

by MILEYYYYY April 15, 2011