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Bitchwank

Bitchwank, Bitch wank

1: Term given to the actions of a woman who has been defined as a bitch, sexually pleasuring a man's phallus by use of her hands.

Often seen as a derogatory term for women who perform inadequately during said stimulation.

2: Term given to define someone of minor intelligence or who has shown an inability to perform menial tasks.

Often considered vulgar and crass in social situations.
1:

Terry: What happened last night with that girl?

Bob: Oh, her? She was a total bitchwank. I tell you man, never again.

2:

Man: He's acting like such a bitchwank. He's broken five conveyor belts today! I'm going to fire him one of these days.
by Richiedee123 September 10, 2011
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Bitchphan

An Orphan who gets no bitches or someone who gets no bitches.
John: Yo Jospeh is a Bitchphan
Jaine: for real
by gog111 July 25, 2022
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bitchilante

A person who is mean only to those who deserve it.
Jodi took it out on Christof like a bitchilante on a mission. He was a real jerk to her, so he had it coming.
by Ardias February 20, 2024
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Bitchalante

A woman who is a bitch to people who deserve it.
Meghan is such a bitchalante.
by DaMamaNasty February 12, 2026
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