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bitchhandles

The fat around the midriff of an obnoxious or intolerable girl. Essentially, lovehandles on a girl no one could possibly love.
"Damn, she's not only an ice queen, she's got double-fistable bitchhandles."
by benjjj May 9, 2005
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Bitchpacker

- Someone who packs bitches in garbage cans.

- Someone who stuffs female dogs so they'll last forever.

- A girl who likes the Green Bay Packers.
"Damn those Bitchpackers!"
by Nojiko January 2, 2004
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bitchiano

inspired by italian names. basically, it means bitch but the fancier version. can be used as a clique/clan surname; just add whatever name you want before it.
Person A: Hey, Missy! Wha'ddup?
Person B: Sawree, James... The name's Psycho Bitchiano now.
*Sickening giggles*
by Hana L. Saw February 2, 2006
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bitchanese

A noun (n) slang.

It is the lingo used to speak to women, which a man can get laid with the maximum results, versus just being in the friend zone. Use bitchanese, whenever you see a female, which do not want do not want to end up in the friend zone, and hence not moving past the friend zone.
"Bro, you have to learn more bitchanese, and master it, or these women, will continually place you in the friend zone."
by B.U.M. 4 Life July 24, 2016
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Bitchpad

noun; derived from the noun 'scratchpad' and the verb 'bitch'.

"Bitchpad" is a name given to any website which has a user contributed element to its content, but in which the 'bitching' has reached saturation point and overwhelms the original focus of the site.

For any user-input based site, there is a danger that its users will start to use it as a free public forum for their own gripes and dislikes. Instead of contributing to the site as intended (eg. defining slang terms), they decide to start slagging off anyone or anything they feel like just because they can. Bloated with useless content, the site becomes a bitchpad, populated by people who don't have much to say, so they say it anyway.

Typically, content which classifies a site as a bitchpad can be called pointlessly negative; excessive flaming and complaining are common, but the key element is the presence of unprovoked attacks which are based on personal preference and totally lack any balance or rationality. These attacks are usually directed towards celebrities or bands, but frequently towards other users who do not share the same viewpoint as the bitcher on any given subject.

Spam is NOT a contributing factor. A bitchpad is characterised by conscious acts of wilful pointlessness.

In essence, a bitchpad is a site which has been unfairly taken advantage of; a website which innocently bent over to tie its shoelace but was gang raped in the process.

According to the eminent esociologist Rumgolio Fogg, for any site based on user contributions, the time taken (t) for said site to reach bitchpad status is directly proportional to the users' accountability (a) for their contributions and the difficultly (d) with which contributions can be made. This is known as Fogg's Law, and can be simplified thus: t = ad
"Urban Dictionary used to be informative and interesting, but now it's just a bitchpad"
by foth September 16, 2008
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bitchany

Her actual name is Tiffany but she acts like such a bitch, she needs her own urb dict term. At heart however she is a true and wonderful friend, and only acts like a bitch to people she can't understand.
"God Tiffany is SUCH a bitch...."
"Who is Tiffany?... OH you mean BITCHany!"
by Beelipar January 28, 2014
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bitchskank

Obnoxious and uptight management type who has very little respect for their underpaid employees.
I lost a limb at work today and Chelsea still made me finish my shift. What a bitchskank!

That bitchskank is so ungrateful.
by Spankee August 1, 2005
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