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Bitchorcism

From the ancient art of bitchorcising, this must be handled by a fully trained bitchorcist, you know someone has been possessed by a bitch on one day every month when blood comes out of it's second asshole. 4 known methods from ancient scriptures include forcing it out of the host, in modern days this is known as bitch slapping, another way is cutting it from its shackles, nowadays known as rituals, not to be confused with murder. Another way is putting a cleansing rod inside of the second asshole, all know male bitchorcists have them, it has to be put in deep and fast repeatedly with chance of bitchspawn coming out 9 months later. The final way is feeding it the blood of the bitch, this is from draining the second asshole of its blood and refeeding, not to be mixed up with illegal torture porn.
Adam said we should eat the fruit, eve said no which lead Adam to believe she had been possessed by a bitch, so came the first bitchorcism
by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016
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Bitchtacular

To be full of bitches, and quite spectacular
"My myspace is bitchtacular!"
by Toxik Shock October 20, 2008
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Bitchtacular

1. Utterly, amazingly, stupendously bitchy in an impressive way.
2. A way to describe a particularly heinous bitchfest, usually used in a sarcastic way...Like bitchin', except NOT cool.

Note: Bitchtacular is a combo of the words "Bitch" and "Spectacular", in case you couldn't figure that out.
1. Wow, you are being totally bitchtacular right now, Heather. Are you PMS'ing or what?
2. Tom: Yeah, my mom just totally went off on my ass.
Greg: So, how did it go?
Tom: It was bitchtacular. How the fuck do you think it went, you dipshit?
Greg: Damn, dude! Now YOU'RE being bitchtacular!
by NINerd January 16, 2009
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bitchology

The Study of Bitches
I asked my bitchology professor to explain my girlfiend's bad attitude.
by marynth July 29, 2008
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Bitchbot

The opposite of a fanboi. This is the type of person whom will make a list of all things that, in their opinion, are wrong with a particular thing and post them in a forum, particularly gaming forums, as facts. Anyone who disagrees is dubbed a fanboi and all alternative opinions are met with derision. The bitchbot will often threaten to quit but rarely will. This threat will often be backed up with a long "Good bye" open letter about their list of opinions and why they are leaving because their opinions didn't cause change. Two weeks later they will post an "I'm Back!!!!" post.

On the rare occasion that a bitchbot does quit they will stick around in the forums for months afterward telling everyone how horrible things are even after their opinions have become so outdated as to be irrelevant.
Wow, the bitchbots are out in full force after last nights patch screaming that xyz is now overpowered and should be nerfed.
by Aurigo January 20, 2006
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bitchowned

A further degree of being owned.
Ares is bitchowned by TribalWar.
by Brass October 20, 2003
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bichota

a slang word used in puerto rico to describe a woman who runs a drug business. derives from the termbig shot” in english.
ella es una bichota, she’s got her own cartel and everything.
by ok_nena October 24, 2020
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