Bottom Bitchgobblet

The most important goblin in a horde selected by an Uruk-hai.

I wouldn't mess with Fuglyeyes. He's the bottom bitchgobblet.

by DaThiccNessMonster September 21, 2021

Bitchbabble

1. A combination of bitch(female dog) and babble(To utter a meaningless confusion of words or sounds). It describes the phenomenon of a woman speaking nonsense, throwing around syllables that have no meaning, going around in circles aimlessly, usually ending in said woman proclaiming "What were we talking about?" "or "I lost my train of thought." When it was evident to every man listening that the "train" never left the station.

2. The incoherent, illogical, fruitless ramblings of a woman in her "feels".

Woman => Waxes intellectual about turning a man down for his astrology sign.

Man: "That entire video was a bunch of bitchbabble, it meant nothing."

by RaphaelDelaGhett0 September 1, 2022

Bitchmobile

Any Bitch's car

Bitch just turned the bus into a bitchmobile

by shinjiboy May 28, 2009

Bitchbot

Someone who is both robotic and a bitch.

Someone having a monotone voice and bad attitude.

The DMV is full of bitchbots!

by myawela March 14, 2004

Bitchmobile

any car driven by someone who acts like a bitch, or the car isnt cool therefore making it a bitch

I guess we'll just have to take Chad's bitchmobile home

by niqqa4lyfe February 20, 2011

Bitchmobile

This is every normal girl's worst nightmare. The Bitchmobile an be found circling a park where lots of people go. They can be heard before they even turn the corner due to the shrieking and screeching laughter. Whenever they see a girl who is (shock, horror!)NOT wearing Prada or Chanel, they will immediatly slow down to about 10mph and make crude comments about the girl's clothing until they run out of stupid things to say and floor the car, just because they can. Whenever they see a girl who is in fact a lot prettier and wearing better clothes than them, they will all gawp out at her until they realise that their jaws have dropped, when they will rearrange their plastic little faces into dirty looks. When they see a hot boy, the car will be slowed and the occupants will flick their hair until they crash into a lamp post. When they see a boy that they will class as a dork, they will shout 'nerd' and scream with laughter at their one-dimensional wit. The bitchmobile is usually pink and convertable, and will have been bought by the main princess's daddy. Of course this is only temporary as the bitches have an exam tommorrow and all the time they were circling the park, they tod their parents they were studying. Hence the F and summer school. No more bitch-mobiling for the bitches! And lots more fun for the rest of us. Hooray!

Jas: Oh, no! I recognise that shrieking! IT'S THE BITCHMOBILE!

Tiffin: Wait, they just hit a lamp post. There's a jock behind us.

Jas: Haha! Rules!

by Tiffin December 28, 2005

Bitchboozle

Another term for catfishing. The equivalent of being bamboozled by a bitch.

Joe: "Hey Franco, hows the online relationship with Martha?"
Franco: "Dude, I totally got bitchboozled!"

by revjar May 25, 2018