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biscuit sandwich 

Two slices of white bread with a biscuit in between
Popped open the trunk and grabbed my biscuit sandwich
biscuit sandwich by camper2017 September 14, 2017

Biscuit Spitters 

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
Biscuit Spitters by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

Biscuit Spitters 

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
Biscuit Spitters by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

Biscuit Spitters 

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
Biscuit Spitters by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020

Biscuit Sandwich 

The absolute worst insult that you will ever hear. Probably made by tem.
Oh yeah you are a biscuit sandwich! Tem 2023

biscuit scared

Easily upset over nothing or trivial things which can come off as being crazy. Easily offended that even a biscuit would upset them.
Boss: Kim is upset that someone moved her office chair over the weekend

Me: *rolls eyes* Every Monday that bitch is biscuit scared over something!!
biscuit scared by ReedL February 13, 2024