birthfart

A rediculously large fart that usually occurs during the birthing process. The birthfart is usaully combined with a rediculous amount of shitting.

When Doug's baby is born Meg's gonna birthfart during the entire time. The doctor is gonna shuke all over her twat due to the stink and amount of shit firing out of her!

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

biachtard

A slam on anyone you dont know the sex of. Its a universal slam on peeps that you dont know so that be judgemental without being considered sexist (ARC-LB)

The person that was going to buy my horse backed out at the last moment.

Oh, that "biachtard"!

by Canadian_du_jour May 22, 2009

Bitchtard

Me, exactly

by Britney April 5, 2003

birthturd

1. The resulting product of a street hooker's half botched, back ally, rusty coat hanger partial abortion.

2. A partially aborted fetus often mistaken for a piece of shit.

Ben was such a birthturd that his mother wished she had aborted him as a fetus.

by Lil' Hoe February 19, 2019

Bitchtard

Generally a small sexually submissive person that is also quite retarded in nature.

My girlfriend is a bitchtard when shes tired and annoyed.

by Clitdonkey the XVII April 15, 2007

Birthmark

When wiping after taking a crap and you get some poop on your hand.

Man, I just took a huge shit, but I got this birthmark now.

by M.G. Lite February 28, 2008

Bangladesh birthmark

when a man squats onto a woman's face, leaving a brown dot on her forehead. (reverse teabag optional)

He left her with a Bangladesh birthmark.

by 82ndABN March 18, 2009