bird seed

A bird seed is a skanky girl who claims she's a St. Louis Cardinals fan.

e.x. look at all this bird seed on opening day.

e.x. Joe just went to the game for the bird seed.

by sheila tits. April 19, 2011

South Carolina Birdfeeder

When a man ejaculates into a female's mouth, and then the female proceeds to pull trig, vomiting both her stomach bile and the man's semen back into the man's mouth.

Handsome Stud: "Yo dog I was piping this hooker last night and decided to finish things off with a nice little South Carolina Birdfeeder."

Stud's Friend: "No way dude I did the same thing last week to some random chick I met at a frat party."

by IceyFlamingo April 22, 2019

Birdfeed

A man who chooses to spend all his time on the phone to his bird or social media feeds, even when in the company of friends.

Get off your fucking phone birdfeed!

by Jdftazo12 March 9, 2017

birdfeeder

the sperm donor (could be a one night stand, man whore, or a fuckboy) of a woman's baby. he dispenses seed just like a birdfeeder.

Sarah changed Daves contact info to "birdfeeder" because all he is good for is dispensing seed. Johns friends started to call him "birdfeeder" because of how many women he's knocked up.

by Mr_Spicy March 12, 2024

birdfeeding

when you eat/suck someones pussy/dick before passionately making out with them and delivering their fluids into their mouth

guy 1: yo dude i was birdfeeding with my gf all night yesterday
guy 2: wtf thats disgusting

by wordington_thug September 29, 2025

Very hard bird-seed

A phrase used to describe:

i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable

The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.

The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!

by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023