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BIONIC PENIS

A perso. Who has a really good looking penis, atleast in the mid 7,s to 8's in length with a girth, whom uses it both, Like a jack hammer and also knows how to do it slow in a circular motion. And for a very long time. Usually can cum 3-4 and sometime throughout the night. Most remarkably he can wake you up with it, usually around 3am after a very intense earlier night of sex. The spotlight is when your a sleep and he's behind you in the spoon position, feels that even though you are a sleep but your pussy is still wet and ready. He starts very slow, introducing just the head into you, also
( must have a good mushroom head on his unit. ) This pleasures the sides of your lips and on entry makes you immediately start to become even wetter. Then he proceeds to cross your legs and continues to thrust deep inside at a rather vigorous speed. Pulling your hips so as to pleasure you very deeply until both of you cum at once.
Yes, I'm not kidding, he woke me up with such a passionate thrust, "I knew he he had a Bionic Penis.
by SuperBionicUnit April 10, 2016
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Bionic Mexican

A Mexican fighter capable of absorbing an inordinate amount of punishment, much like The Terminator.
John: "Hey Brian, are you rooting for Cotto or Margarito?"
Brian: "I want to root for Cotto, but Margarito's got that whole Bionic Mexican thing going, so I don't know..."
by Azn Badger November 6, 2011
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bionic sea horse

a sex move made up my dane cook. where you pick up you leg and move it back and forth. and you hold your head
"when you cheating on some one you do all the thinkg your partner would not do like the bionic sea horse" dane cook
by soupisgood08 June 21, 2009
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Bionic Bitch

A hoe That doesnt give a shit about any one
Mirah Rijoas
BF(Boyfriend)-Hey whats up wanna do n e thing 2day?
GF(Bionic Bitch)-No i want 2 go 2 pontiac with my guy friends.
BF-Usea Bionic Bitch.
GF-FUCK U
BF-SUCK ON MY BALLZ
GF-"Slowly walk's away"
by Daitsmeda1234 May 28, 2006
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Bionic Nerd

A nerd that was constructed in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds. Also referred to as a Super Nerd or Super Dork.

As referenced by Triumph, The Insult Comic Dog from the Conan O'Brien Show, addressing nerds waiting outside the premier of Star Wars - Attack of the Clones.
Look at this guy! He looks like some kind of Super Nerd! Build in a laboratory out of parts from lesser nerds. A Bionic Nerd if you will.
by Lashin October 1, 2008
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Bionic Dong

A reference to Swagatron 3000, bionic dong can be used to describe people who say things which are inane or of little intelligence. Bionic dong is quite versatile in meaning and usage.
A: DurbanpoisonXskunk said that you're a junkie.
B: A junkie? I don't even use drugs!
A: I guess I shouldn't listen to that bionic dong.

"Bionic Dong" can be used differently when combined with other phrases:
A: Jimmy and Joe are having a party tonight.
B: That'll be a bionic sausage fest.
by Hitmancool December 18, 2011
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Bionic Moviejob

While two people are watching a movie (typically, and suggestedly, at home) a Moviejob consists of receiving sexual gratification by the other persons hand that is also watching the movie with you. A Moviejob can be given to a male or a female and can also be performed mutually and simultaneously on each other. Lubrication is recommended and repeatedly applied as needed.

A Bionic Moviejob is when the activity starts at the beginning of the movie and the recipient(s) holds off having an orgasm until the ending credits.
My girlfriend gave a Bionic Moviejob during Braveheart last night. Her arm was soooo sore the next day!
by Party Of One June 15, 2013
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