BillyWindex

a loomian legacy professional sharker, known for being a value council member and a prominent sharker in the community

He’s such a BillyWindex

by Leo Jane December 1, 2020

Buckhorn Bellow

Screaming your own name as loudly as possible rather than your partner's (or anyone else's) at the height of a primal orgasm for the purpose of both perplexing them and congratulating yourself for a job well done.

Sally: "You won't believe what Dave yelled out while we were having sex last night."
Jane: "Oh no...did he scream another persons name?"
Sally: "No, he Buckhorn Bellowed. Apparently he was proud of his work."

by Otis Nice August 22, 2018

Fart Bellows

Fart Bellows is the opposite of a Dutch Oven. Instead of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing noxious gas fumes from one's ass, the flatulist begins pumping and fanning (expanding and contracting) the bedding covers which expels the gas fumes out from underneath the blankets and sheets into the open air in the bedroom. Person's lying in the bed and anyone entering the bedroom after the fact all fall victim to the fart bellows.

After using the "Fart Bellows" method while lying in bed, Billy caused his girlfriend Gertrude to puke all over the night stand and wall.

by E. Barlow November 19, 2014

Maddie Biglow

Smoking hot girl with a beautiful body and an amazing personality to match. Bound to make any person dating her to thank the heavens to be graced with such a goddess.

Maddie Biglow...im at lost for words, her beauty just stole my breath away.

by McAnoman September 10, 2009

Ryan Bellows

Waking up, looking in the mirror, and remembering you are you.

I wish I was a unicorn with a diamond horn riding a jet fighter but I'm just Ryan Bellows.

by Skato August 3, 2012

Billawatt

One billion watts of powerful electricity.

Matt: Hey Patrick, how many watts is that oven?

Patrick: It is a three billawatt oven!

Matt: That doesnt even make fucking sense you dumb ass!

by Wanxtopziclad April 21, 2008

The Bellows

Yet another act designed to share noxious butt gas (flatulence) with one's significant other (SO). It is comprised of multiple steps.

1) While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.

2) Let one go. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.

3) Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.

4) Let your foot drop. If done properly, "The Bellows" should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.

NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of "you asshole" are a likely result

This was inspired by the Dutch Oven

I gave my wife The Bellows last night. That's how her eyebrows got singed.

by Prof. Ass Master May 13, 2011