Jeff Bezos

A name to call people if they are bald

Elon: You're Jeff Bezos
Bill: Aw man!

by Ezok3412 May 9, 2022

Jeff Bezos

An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.

Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.

by da4ssfück3r July 23, 2021

Bezos Second

The amount of money Jeff Bezos makes in a second

Guy 1:Yooooo how much that new whip cost you?
Guy 2: This shit cost me a whole Bezos Second!!

by sebas15243 February 20, 2019

Bezos I

CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it
Tell us why, show us how
Look at where you came from, look at you now
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet
Amateurs, can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Jeff, get 'em!
Aaaah!

lol i love bo burnham bezos i

by albert and felipe = <3 July 27, 2021

Bezos Bucks

A derogatory term used for wage slaves.

"Dude I work forty hours a week this job is so hard."
"Shut up and get your Bezos Bucks whitey!"

by NotSevyn January 11, 2022

BeZo oB

the outcome if oprah winferey had sex with sonic the hedgehog also someone who d-rides cChanges a pro gamer

Alex is such a BeZo oB just look at is face gross

by cChanges January 9, 2012

Jeff Bezos

An adjective coined by Brandon to describe something that’s ample, efficient, useful or of exceptional quality by relating it to the prolific CEO of Amazon and the success that can be attributed to him.

“bro look at this”
“dude that’s pretty jeff bezos”
“wtf did you just say?”

by annamarie123 February 20, 2019