BET

The black equivalent to MTV. Filled with prgrams that include "ghetto" black guys and bitches with huge asses it's no wonder that most black people are looked at as idiots.

MTV, only with black people. Same retarded programming, only with rap...nevermind, they're both the same. Seriously.

friend1: Often gets a bad rep for its name but is no different than MTV except that it caters to the Black audience rather than Whites, of course that's forbidden in America though!

Me:Oh, so those girls shaking their asses is culture? What about cadilacs and "pimpin bitches"? Culture? No wonder so many people think black peole are insane. They tune into BET and see "yo yo yo yo bitch bitch fuck fuck nigga wha???? yea Jay Z foo"

dumbass.

by Nutsacks April 22, 2006

BET

Black Entertainment Television, a network made up of black men saying retarded things and half-white women showing off their asses. Similar to the mexican channel.

See also: The WB

Oddly enough, there is no White Entertainment Television because the Jews running the media want to instill a sense of racial shame across America so we don't come to our senses and start another Holocaust.

-Yo, nigga, I was just watchin' BET duh udda day. I beat off to all dem white girls.

-Sheeyit, you a OG now.

-Sheeyit, yo right.

by Dylan Rush (The Original) August 25, 2005

BET

A channel that completely accepts and encourages the stereotypical black attitude and lifestyle. In other words, the degradation of human culture. As if it wasn't degraded enough...

This is what makes other races dislike blacks.

Host of a BET show: "Yo yo yo, man, dis here is the new video from, uh... uh... *inhales deeply* Sh*t, man, I need a joint. Get me one real quick, dawg, and I'll find dat cue card. Ah, hell, who am I kiddin'? I can't read."

by Rufus Shinra November 11, 2004

BET

The most conservative channel on cable television.

It has numerous religious shows, supports gun ownership, celebrates fiscal independency, and appears to be resistant to progress and new ideas.

Also it is at times racist, homophobic, sexist, and unoriginal (not to say that conservatives are racist, homophobic, sexist or unoriginal but...come on...)

You know that a channel is conservative when it begins nearly every day with four hours of religious programming.

by forks August 25, 2005

BET

Black Entertainment Television. Usually makes whites look bad in a indirect way, talking about how the black race has suffered slavery, when really none of the slaves are still alive today. Also takes pride in the fact that they 'came from the ghetto'.

BET can't seem to remember that the 'actual' blacks can't afford cable, so only the plush blacks from the 'burbs watch it.

by Freak Obscene April 17, 2004

BET

Black Entertainment Television also known as Animal Planet is the result of some half retarded monkey inheriting millions and deciding to invest it in absolutely worthless bull shit.

Mark: hey man did you watch BET last night?

Aaron: no if i wanted to see monkeys i would just go to the zoo and make a day of it.

by Ronis Mcfinnigan September 6, 2009

BET

An Acronymn for Broken English Television. Is availble through satellite and cable tv hookup. Plays a hip hop and rap music videos that are usually inside a night club. Known to even break tv screens from all the pointing and gang sign flashing going on. Loved by more white people than black.

BET "I like the way you be right thurr..."
BET "I axe you to da club"
BET "For Shizzle Dizzle in my mizzle got dang hizzle."

by Surisis August 8, 2006