This is the act of doping trow and pinching a turd off inside a electronic item then repackage it back together, and return it.
Bryan: "Hay Eric, I just got a new mouse from best buy!"
Eric: "legit, how much that run you?"
Bryan: "about 70 bucks."
Eric: "you know newegg has that for 20?"
Bryan: "the f***?... I think I know what has to be done."
Eric: "Time for "The Best Buy" huh?"
Eric: "legit, how much that run you?"
Bryan: "about 70 bucks."
Eric: "you know newegg has that for 20?"
Bryan: "the f***?... I think I know what has to be done."
Eric: "Time for "The Best Buy" huh?"
by AlwaysRightttt November 11, 2010
people are only hired at circuit city because they already know the product, unlike best buy where you know more about what your buying than they do
by jason11497 December 02, 2007
A slang term for a shit so large that it makes your asshole bleed. Named after experiences with the overpriced electronics store Best Buy that is currently being wiped out by Amazon.
Hey why is the bathroom covered in blood ?
Sorry I just had a best buy. Fuck does my ass hurt. This is worse than choir practice.
Next time you will know better than to eat so much cheap junk food.
Hey can I borrow a tampon ? I know I will be paying for my best buy for the next week.
Let me see..... wow that best buy tore your asshole right up ! Here take the pack.
Sorry I just had a best buy. Fuck does my ass hurt. This is worse than choir practice.
Next time you will know better than to eat so much cheap junk food.
Hey can I borrow a tampon ? I know I will be paying for my best buy for the next week.
Let me see..... wow that best buy tore your asshole right up ! Here take the pack.
by majortomsmodem September 29, 2013
The group of douche bags that hang out inside the Best Buy stores, usually on the weekends, making it extremely difficult to move or look at anything they are surrounding. They may be playing or doing one or more of the following:
1)Playing Wii, Xbox 360, or PS3 in front of the big screen television. Usually playing Rockband and being quite annoying as they try to sing along and head bang
2)Or the douches that actually play the instruments not letting you play at all even though you have been waiting for at least 15 minutes.
3)Don't seem to really have a job or a life. Just seem to care about pissing people off, and playing Rockband with their douche bag friends.
1)Playing Wii, Xbox 360, or PS3 in front of the big screen television. Usually playing Rockband and being quite annoying as they try to sing along and head bang
2)Or the douches that actually play the instruments not letting you play at all even though you have been waiting for at least 15 minutes.
3)Don't seem to really have a job or a life. Just seem to care about pissing people off, and playing Rockband with their douche bag friends.
1) I'm trying to get over there to see the game but those best buy douches are in the way
2) Mom, I haven't even gotten to try out the drum set because this best buy douche is a douche
2) Mom, I haven't even gotten to try out the drum set because this best buy douche is a douche
by Ritchboy April 08, 2009
Disorder affecting Best Buy employees that have been overworked many days in a row. Symptoms include extreme fatigue, bad mood, and huge bags under the eyes. Also they can sometimes resemble zombies with the blank stare on their face and slow shuffling walk. While it can happen to any employee at any time, it is most common with the media department and those who work the closing shift multiple times per week.
Dude look at that guy, he is from media and has been closing every day for the last 4 days. He definatly has best buy burnout.
by Hulk Smash August 13, 2006
the act of watching tv in your bedroom with more than one tv showing the same program just like what they do at Best Buy.
by philsurenmar April 26, 2007
Employees that work at Best Buy that suffering from obesity, loss of intelligent, laziness, decrease in social events and declining health. Usually this is due to the erratic work schedule and the daily intake of fast food.
Examples of Best Buy Effect on a person are:
Lee- Lost of hair, high blood pressure, Doesn't answer cell phone, and Eats extremely unhealthy. Quote "I will die before I eat healthy"
John- weight gain, addicted to World of Warcraft,and never answers cell phone. Quote "Chicken nuggets are the healthiest item at McDonalds,
Lee- Lost of hair, high blood pressure, Doesn't answer cell phone, and Eats extremely unhealthy. Quote "I will die before I eat healthy"
John- weight gain, addicted to World of Warcraft,and never answers cell phone. Quote "Chicken nuggets are the healthiest item at McDonalds,
by William301 February 29, 2008