UC Berkeley

Best thing that will happen in your life. Nuff said. If you went to Cal, you know what I mean. If you go to Cal right now, you're the luckiest crowd living the best lives. If you are going to go to Cal, be prepared for the best years of your life. We got brains, got heart, got spirit, and $tanfurd got nothing on us. Go Bears.

Person 1: I need a synonym for "heaven," or "best place on earth."
Person 2: UC Berkeley

by tyrekesage May 26, 2010

berkeley fog

A passing cloud or scent of potsmoke, which is commonly experienced while walking the streets of the city of Berkeley, California. Often used to poke fun at Berkeley's marijuana-friendly population and attitude.

I was walking down Telegraph avenue with a few friends and we encountered the Berkeley fog while passing by one of the head shops.

by IsaacE June 12, 2006

Bernell

Word indicating a very hansome young man who likes to make out with more then 5 girls on one night. Can also mean the action of making out with 5 or more girls.

- He's such a pretty boy, what a bernell

- Dude, what did you do last night? Oh i was out, i did a bernell

by thehost January 16, 2010

Bezel bottom

An endearing term used to describe a nice posterior. Can be used in place of 'nice booty', 'junk in the trunk', 'ass that pops', etc

Lori: 'Girl, you got a bezel bottom!'

Stacey: 'A what?'

Lori: 'Some sweet booty! Like livin inside a bouncy castle!'

by Agnoka February 3, 2014

UC Berkeley

University of competitive bastards.

I go to UC Berkeley otherwise known as the University of competitive bastards.

by UC Davis May 7, 2008

Berkeley goggles

When you first arrive in Berkeley, you don't think the people are very attractive, but as you notice how crappy the city is, you start to think that a 6 is 9, and then you find it even easier to hook up with people since outsiders look real good to them.

Roomate 1: Dude, these chicks are ugly..

Roomate 2: I know man, wish i was back in L.A.

(10 days later, as the roomates walk down Bancroft)

Roomate 1: Damn u see that chick, she's lookin better by the day!

Roomate 2: huh, suddenly all these chicks are lookin good, u see the girl at the museum, I wanna marry her.

Roomate 1: but u said she was a 4...

Roomate 2: well, now that I see all the ugly chicks here, she's an 8!

Roomate 3: Must be those Berkeley goggles, or maybe its the weed...

by gointoberkeleybitches!!! December 31, 2009

Berkeley vision

n. a chronic condition which causes a male to perceive females as more attractive than they actually are. Caused by going to school at UC Berkeley, where attractive women are in short supply. aka. PERMANENT BEER GOGGLES

Cal student: damn, that girl is fine.
UCLA student: naw, she's ugly as hell. you just got Berkeley vision.

by Robert Birgeneau January 3, 2009