benz

a company which has a misunderstood image as a car that can't perform as well as BMW. However go to Mercedes website, do a competitive comparison of all Benzs and BMWS as possible, and u will find that almost all the benzs beat out BMW in all aspects of performance with automatics. Most luxury cars are driven with autos, therefore Benzs are much faster cars as opposed to BMWs, and are also much better looking. Autos are standard, and you get much more feautres. They kick bmws asses!
by real laxer August 03, 2003
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A vehicle that cannot be afforded by BMW owners. 2. The performance of a Benz compared to a BMW is like a Jet(Benz) to a snail (BMW)
Why is that BMW driver always looking at the trunk of that Benz when hes driving?
by Jkilla May 14, 2003
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later. used to acknowledge audi, meaning "leaving".
by D.Sponge November 26, 2002
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A Mercedes-Benz car.

I thought I'd set this straight.


Although on paper, they are supposed to be faster, low end and middle classed products tend to be noticably less sturdy than Beamers of similar price. BMW can't compete with the high-up Benz' though, Bavarians don't going faster than 155mph
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
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she got 2 have a booty bangin like a benz though
by T.b.s February 12, 2007
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Mercedes-Benz is the best car manufacturer in the world.

Little dicked faggots in BMW's think they can outperform Mercedes but they get beaten every time.
"I was in the turning lane driving my mother fucking benz-o smashing some snatch and drinking on that purple codeine shit"

"LOL this little faggot in a BMW started crying after I smashed his piece of shit M3 in my C55 /// A M G bitchez"

"My benz is worth more than your house"
by BMW KILLAH March 18, 2007
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bubba benz

This is what a corporate farmer drives for a status symbol. It is an asinine $80,000 diesel pickup with an exhaust pipe large enough to get your head stuck in. He needs to get a new one every year with his taxpayer paid subsidies. He is a cheap bastard and will try to screw anyone he can including restaurants and lodging facilities. He uses illegals in the fields because he is a cheap bastard and yet is a racist dotard.
Look at that clown in the bubba benz. He looks like he is dressed for the carnival.
by Master of The Factory August 08, 2018
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