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microwave mentality

Having the attitude that if something can't be done in 5 minutes or less, it's not worth doing.
Someone's mom: "You know, I just hate how our son never gets his chores done."

Someone's dad: "Yeah it's his microwave mentality. He gets it from you."
by ShadowInTheNight February 3, 2010
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stripper mentality

a mindset which tends to despoil the moral integrity of women who engage in ass-shaking on a professional basis for an extended period.

Over time, exposure to the shake joint environment has a tendency to exacerbate latent neuroses in females, particularly those which negatively affect their interpersonal relationships with males. Primary indicators of stripper mentality include emotional disassociation, narcissism and drug addiction.

As the stripper mentality takes hold of their personalities, these women come to view men as mark-ass tricks, trick-ass marks, and straight up sucker motherfuckers of whom they might take advantage. The pleasure they derive from sexual relations is often diminished, as the female instead comes to view sex - or more often, the promise of sex - as a means to an end, with the ends most commonly being acquisition of currency, material goods, illicit psychoactive substances, or some combination thereof.
My girlfriend just started stripping and she's making great money, but I'm worried that she might eventually fall prey to the stripper mentality. I've already closed our joint bank account just to be safe.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 14, 2012
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crypto-bestiality

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses
1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!
by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009
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hustler mentality

to be able to to use their brains to make it in this world.

They outsmart the smart, cunning, and has streetsmarts. They know how to get money and is skilled at doing it to. Also they can be so sly that they can sell you stuff you don't need.
Allison uses her hustler mentality every day to get what she wants on the streets.
by yes.i.ammmm July 24, 2010
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bestiality

a form of animal abuse where a human has sexual contact with an animal
person 1: I'm actually really into bestiality. what are your views on it?
person 2: I'm sorry, but WHAT?
person 1: I'm in a relationship with a dog, and she really enjoys it, i think it should be more normalised
person 2: ...
person 1's body was later found in a rubbish bag hidden in an alley. An autopsy showed he was likely beaten to death, and that he had actually been missing a brain since the age of 8.
by Lavafox August 23, 2020
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Demon mentality

the characteristic attitude of mind or way of thinking In witch nothing but you’re goal matters anything that conflicts with this is devoured
I’ve got a demon mentality that’s why I won’t stop
by Kevin rectron April 19, 2019
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Hooker Mentality

Mindset of the common street-corner prostitute, performing illegal sexual acts in exchange for small amounts of cash. In the mind of a prostitute, her body can literally be rented as a service. Anyone who has a hundred bucks or so can rent it, just like renting a carpet cleaning machine or a rent-a-car. The only difference is that renting a vehicle or a steam cleaner is LEGAL to do. Prostitution is not legal!

Porn is LEGAL in CA. Girls interested in doing porn should apply with a company like Crown Model Management to get into the XXX business.
This new girl I'm dating has Hooker Mentality; she expects me to pay for EVERYTHING, all the time.
by Denise Rosen September 22, 2009
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