bell end

the end of your bell(duhh)/penis

you are a bell end and if you read this you are also gay

by Jamie (im a tard) February 3, 2008

bell end cheddar

The horrible, cheesy substance that forms on the head of your penis. A good excuse for girls not to give you a blow job. See smegma.

I literally had to scrape the bell end cheddar off today. Guess I should have washed myself more often...

by Pete May 22, 2005

bell end face

a person who's face is so (naturally) red/pink/purple/blushed that it looks like a bell end

can also be known as bell end head

jonny's face looks like a bell end, that fucking bell end face

by doulikemyname? September 12, 2008

bell end sebastian

A term used to mock an individuals musical taste, or judgement in general, inferring that they are something of an idiot. Comprised of the term 'bell end' - meaning the end of ones penis, and 'Belle and Sebastian' - a moderatly popular band of the late 90's, thought by most people to be slightly crappy.

don't listen to a word he says Norman, he likes bell end sebastian!

by zeusfox March 11, 2007

bell end

1. Someone who has red/pink/purple/rosie cheeks or skin.
2. Someone who has blushed and looks red all over
3. Someone with no friends

(if it's a girl, then one would say 'clit' as a replacement.)

4. A picture on google images if one types in 'xyz'.
5. The end of a penis that looks 'bell-shaped' sorta.

That boy is red like a bell end.

by :x-y-z: June 11, 2006

Comedy bell-end

Guernsey term for someone who is the butt of everyone's jokes.

Idiot: Chesney's coming over in 3 days, what a comedy bell-end! We'll be able to to mock him for 3 weeks!
Ches' mates: Shut up and stop being such a chont.

by Lifejacket July 30, 2008

bell end mouse

The Bell end mouse is an old computer mouse painted the colour of a standard bell end. However in recent months it has become both a greeting and an insult.

Greeting: oryt bell mouse
Insult: You fucking bell end mouse

by leg-end May 13, 2005