beetlejuiced

When you mention someone's name (typically someone you don't like) a few times in a conversation, and end up running into them a very short time later as though you "conjured" them up by saying their name three times (as in the movie "Beetlejuice".)

Eve and I were talking about Dreena, and then we went out for Chinese. Not *5* minutes later did she show up, and come over to our table! We had so beetlejuiced her! Ugh!"

by tankedgirl April 4, 2010

beetlejuice

A favorite guest on the Howard Stern radio show who is an African-American midget with an unusually small head. His catch phrase is saying "Me?" after being asked questions. Also known for giving outrageous answers to simple questions (ie. What number comes between 2 and 4, his answer "36".).
He believes he's 6'7" 480lbs when in reality he's 4'8" 92 lbs. Real Name is Lester Green. Has been in a few movies including Scary Movie 2 and Bubble Boy. His website is jollydwarf.com

by Poopy McCallister III Esq. July 30, 2003

Beetlejuicin'

1. Masturbating to Beetlejuice.

"Oh man, that scene where Beetlejuice turns into a snake is so hot, it got me Beetlejuicin'"

by Cumming for Beetlejuice March 9, 2020

beatlejuice

A small black midget that had no idea what he says half the time

see Howard Stern

by el dangeroso September 6, 2003

beetlejuice breath

Nasty deathbreath worse than your average oralsex tacostand morningbreath, bad enough to wilt a cobra and file for divorce.

Her beetlejuice breath lingered on my weiner for a week after she gave me head.

by StarTreader November 30, 2015

Beatlejuice

When you nut on your partners back and the fluid drips down their back right through their ass crack

My bedsheets got fucked up last night cause that beatlejuice just slid down Heather’s back like water

by DubaiPortaPotty January 22, 2021

BeetleJuice Vacation

A BeetleJuice vacation is a vacation where your plans involve staying home and improving your house. Hopefully, unlike the Maitlands, you won't drive over the edge of a covered bridge.

Wow, you're so lucky to have off next week.
Yeah, but I'm so poor I'm just going to take a BeetleJuice vacation.

by BillyClubOrgan May 28, 2010