Beethoven Nightmare

When one hears noises so disgusting they go deaf.

I was peeing at the urinal in a public bathroom with an ass orchestra playing in the cabins. It gave me a beethoven nightmare.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Beethoven

One from the best classical composers who lived on Earth. He did most of his best work, while he was deaf, which is fantastic. The best One in my opinion is Fur Elise.

The story of the Fur Elise, is that Beethoven was about 70 years old, and he loved a girl about 17 years old. So he composed that song especially for her. Her name is Elise.

by AsTrOmArO June 23, 2005

beethoven

The greatest piano player in the universe. Can/Could play the piano faster than you could say the word piano.

Also he has awesome songs, Moonlight Sonata and Beethoven 9th. His songs often get remixed, which are pretty awesome too.

Person 1: LLZOZL!!! IM AS GOOD AS BEETHOVEN AHAHAH!!
Person 2: Er, no you are not...
Beethoven: LOL, IM BEETHOVEN AND I SAY I WIN, *plays piano at 600 MPH* sorry what?

by Cloud December 13, 2004

Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach

The only composers people know nowadays.

1: I like classical music. Know any composers?
2: Yeah, Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach.

by 116584 January 1, 2017

beethoven

The best composer this world has ever seen, or will ever see again, save for Mozart.

It doesn't get much better than Beethoven's 9th.

by Vyryn May 26, 2004

The Beethoven

When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.

Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven

by Southbound Soul May 31, 2014

You can’t dance to Beethoven

Basically when something doesn’t work out.

It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something

Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.

Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.

Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.

by Jaebay December 19, 2018