It is a cheap and flimsy pen, typically found in restaurants, usually presented with the check. This item is needed for carrying out "Beezness" : important tasks of an undefinable nature.
Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".
The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.
Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.
Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.
Storing the Beezness inside of a pocket turns Beezness "off" and holding it out in front of your person turns Beezness "on".
The term "Beezness" is used interchangeably with either the pen itself or the corporate body it represents.
Beezness originates in Santa Monica, California. It was founded by the Ayatollah.
Tradition states that every Beezness be stolen from a restaurant or any other respectable establishment.
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You have to pretend that you're at a mass event, screaming 'Beerfest!' as much as you can, as loud as you can from the top of your lungs.
If you're allowed to attend Beerfest (which will never happen), expect binge-drinking, binge-eating and binge-hangovering.
Rules:
- one beer an hour
- one group-picture every hour on the hour
- no mirrors, no personal hygiene
There's a circle of trust; what happens at Beerfest stays at Beerfest!
You have to pretend that you're at a mass event, screaming 'Beerfest!' as much as you can, as loud as you can from the top of your lungs.
If you're allowed to attend Beerfest (which will never happen), expect binge-drinking, binge-eating and binge-hangovering.
Rules:
- one beer an hour
- one group-picture every hour on the hour
- no mirrors, no personal hygiene
There's a circle of trust; what happens at Beerfest stays at Beerfest!
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What would otherwise be another crappy American frat film made funny by the hilarious German accents, excessive nudity, and memorable beer games.
Beerfest was filmed in Albuquerque and had a budget of 12 million dollars. The movie grossed 19 million overall, making it a small box office success.
A sequel, Potfest, was made into a joke at the end of the movie, but was soon demanded by fans of the frat flick. The creators did not feel that the film was financially successful enough to warrant a sequel, and said that it was likely to be a cartoon (due to the lower budget a cartoon would require).
The movie's infamous "Das Boot" has become a fan favorite and hell, if you can find someone who actually saw the movie, it makes for a good chuckle.
Beerfest was filmed in Albuquerque and had a budget of 12 million dollars. The movie grossed 19 million overall, making it a small box office success.
A sequel, Potfest, was made into a joke at the end of the movie, but was soon demanded by fans of the frat flick. The creators did not feel that the film was financially successful enough to warrant a sequel, and said that it was likely to be a cartoon (due to the lower budget a cartoon would require).
The movie's infamous "Das Boot" has become a fan favorite and hell, if you can find someone who actually saw the movie, it makes for a good chuckle.
I nearly wanted to claw my eyes out watching these stereotypical frat guys make vulgar jokes, but then watched in glee as the German drinking team cooked up another devious plan.
When I saw Beerfest, there was only 1 other guy in the theater.
When I saw Beerfest, there was only 1 other guy in the theater.
by Seth Einus July 26, 2007
Get the Beerfest mug.1. The result of the process of adding yeast to fermenting hash brownies, resultimg in a tangy liquor.
2. An alcohol created by fermenting a canubus plant, also called a Hashpop.
Note: Known for causing the death of numerous youths who try to create this substance in unsterylized containers, causing the creation of Methanol, which can blind or kill those who intake too much of it.
2. An alcohol created by fermenting a canubus plant, also called a Hashpop.
Note: Known for causing the death of numerous youths who try to create this substance in unsterylized containers, causing the creation of Methanol, which can blind or kill those who intake too much of it.
In Vancouver, Canada, Hash Beernies were found bottled in a factory. The bottles found were toxic and resulted in the deaths of 14 college students and the death of the president of the local Health inspection office who embibed the solution .
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Fuck off Bill save your silicone beernesia for someone who cares! %&*^%$$
Fuck off Bill save your silicone beernesia for someone who cares! %&*^%$$
by beer devourer September 19, 2009
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