bereal

you have two minutes to post a pic of what you are doing and a selfie

*bereal goes off*
olivia: lets do it later when im at a party with my friends so it looks like im cool
keira: no olivia dont befake

olivia: oh yea i want people to see the real me

keira: yes olivia you do. you are the epitome of mankind.

olivia: naw your so sweet you can be in my selfie
keira: OMG YES GIRL get it

olivia: oh no two minutes is almost up i guess no retakes then
keira: you are always stunning on the first try dont even play with me right now
olivia: THE TIME IS GOING RED AHHHH
*stabs keira to show her raw emotion* #bereal

by palaceslaveandoldcloset September 16, 2022

beerears

The state of owing another beers; in beer "debt" to a friend

Mike had been buying the beers all night. Dave was in beerears to Mike.

by Lumpy LaCrosse June 1, 2011

BeReal

A new type of social media where at random, you're given two minutes each day to capture a BeReal and 'live in the moment.' No filters and stuff like followers doesn't matter. Most people's BeReals are of them doing boring everyday shit, which is kinda the point of the app.

Time to BeReal!

2 minutes left to capture a BeReal and show the world what you're up to!

by henry1272838442 November 11, 2022

Beerelevant

When you have drunk so much beer that some point that would normally be important seems irrelevant

Who cares, its beerelevant

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Beermallows

marshmallows added to a beer to absorb the flavor for later consumption.

My favorite part of drinking beer is the beermallows afterwards.

by Leonov November 16, 2009

beeralysis

the state of being too drunk to move from your spot on the floor, on your significant other, or any inappropriate place you wouldn't wanna be sober

yo dude...evans on the floor is he passed out?

nah man he's just got beeralysis

by erogers123 June 15, 2010

berealed

To do something aggressively or intensely.

"He was berealed 7 years ago and hasn't been the same since"

by ThomasDaTrain September 30, 2022