canoe beer

Any weak watery beer.

Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.

by Rollins Budo March 29, 2022

Canadian Beer Wizard

Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.

I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***

by anonymous March 17, 2023

Beercan

A medium extra thick cock, that pleases women more than a pencil penis.

OMG Kim!!! That guy from the bar last night had a beercan. I'm still sore.

by crazyworld_cr November 26, 2016

Beercan

Dis's is Jamaican for bacon

Yo fryin' tos egg's wit dat beercan

by stevieweavey May 25, 2006

beercan sandwich

What a Jamaican calls a bacon sandwich

somebody make me a beercan sandwich, man

by ChuckkMcgee June 7, 2011

Beercan

Beercan is the nickname I gave another cadet with a big fat dick who fucks me in my mouth or boy-hole until he has a cumgasm.

Beercan is coming to my room and I'm gonna try to suck a cumgasm out of him!

by USAF Cadet October 17, 2020

Beercan

1) Describes a female’s ass, while standing, you could set a beer can on it. Generally found on Afro-American women. Although their asses are nice, a beercan is rarly found on white, hispanic, or asian women.

2) The obvious - a can used to hold a fermented liquid made of hops and barley.

Look at the beercan on her!

by His Bud April 16, 2006