Japanese Beefcake

A Japanese Chad

That kid at school was a real Japanese beefcake.

by Wompert June 9, 2021

Beefshake

The man's answer to Kera's Milkshake.

"My beefshake brings all the girls to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right, it's better than yours
I can teach you
But you're a fucking chump"

by Mighty J April 19, 2005

beefkake

Noun: To consume an inhuman amount of beef at a Japanese BBQ. Amalgamation of the word beef + the Japanese root word "kake", meaning to do something excessively or take something in great amounts.

Damn I'm full. That was one wild beefkake session. Now where are my shoes?

Quitting Time, whose up for a night of beefkake?

A: That new girlfriend of yours sure has an appetite.
B: Yeah, she sure likes a good beefkake now and again.

His face covered in grease, he belched loudly and declared that it had been the best bit of beefkake he'd ever partaken in.

by Fan Laoshi September 9, 2012

Death Beepcakes

A loveley gravely cake

Death Beepcakes

by AddieG October 21, 2012

Beefcake Rags

An article of clothing that may have once resembled a shirt but has been cut down the sides to display the chest and stomach. Usually worn by bulky/douchey men at the gym.

I wish those guys at the gym would wear shirts instead of just beefcake rags.

by la peregrina March 8, 2010

beefcake

A male, usually college-age, who is considered to be buff because he has freakishly huge muscles, plays a lot of sports, and is more often than not very tanned. Many women, especially those who might be referred to as bimboes, find beefcakes attractive, but they fail to realize that beefcakes' brains are contained in their biceps. Beefcakes can be found at college football games, gyms, and if they are comfortable with exposing themselves in such manners, Chippendales.

Geez, I was hoping some nice, smart guys would be here, but all I see are beefcakes.

by the-anomaly November 24, 2006

Brutus Beefcake

When you sneak up behind somebody and unexpectedly shove you foot up their ass and force it out the other side.

Dude, this girl was really pissing me off, so i snuck up behind her and gave her the Brutus Beefcake.

by that guy right there May 13, 2005