Beef Stew

The action of ejaculating onto an asshole and proceeding to lick it while the other person shits.

“Yo, me and homeboy about to cook up a mean Beef Stew!”

by MGKN December 2, 2024

Beef Stew

The act of ejaculation in the open wound of a cesarean section.

I’m going to beef stew jimmy’s mom tomorrow!

by Muffle December 13, 2024

Beef Stew

When someone is taking a shower and you go into the bathroom and take a huge smelly shit. The smell circulates and mixes with the steam thus making a soupy shitty room, in turn making the shower taker gag and sometimes throw up. Also you leave the toilet lid up and don’t flush, so that the smell stays and the shower taker has to fight through the gagging and dry heaving to flush the toilet, making it an utterly amazing experience. Most of the time it’s a nice clumpy diarrhea, resembling a nice hearty can of beef stew!

Hank was taking too long in the shower, so I gave him a beef stew.

by BatFactory788 July 1, 2025

Beef Stew Swirly

When three people (excluding the person recieving the swirly)
Poop in the toilet, then dunk the persons head in the bowl. After making sure the person has recieved plenty of beef (shit) the three add the broth by urinating on the reciever of the swirly.

Chad would forever regret his racist joke after three hispanic gentlemen gave him a beef stew swirly.

by RaindancerF November 28, 2011

Beef stew dick

When you pull your dick out of a filthy street-whore's dirty ass and it has chunks of shit on it which resemble beef stew.

Dirty Hobo: I pulled my dick outta that whore's ass and and it looked like it had beef stew on it; a beef stew dick!

by Dregmaster August 22, 2006

Beef Stew'd

When someone known to brew up the worst farts known to mankind puts their ass in another persons face and lets "one" go.

After Brian passed out on the floor he was beef Stew'd by Johnny.

by 1PrettyLittleLibra July 14, 2015

Beef Stew in a Crockpot

When you are eating her out and accidentally chunky vomit inside of her vagina.

Guy #1: Man things were getting crazy last night. She farted up my nose while i was eating her out and we made beef stew in a crockpot.

Guy #2: That is vile man....

by The Plate December 31, 2021