Ahe ahe I beat my meat

When you laugh so hard that you yell out I beat my meat

Timmy: look Peter’s penis is so small
Me: Ahe ahe I beat my meat

by Fireguy47 January 14, 2018

i beat my daddy's meat

When a girl beats her boyfriend/husbands dick so he cums

I beat my daddy's meat last night mmmm his di*k so big 😍

by JK_love😍 June 18, 2017

beat my meat casandra

DONT TEST MAN MAN HAS GOT CREW HE WILL SHANK YOU DOWN

beat my meat casandra

by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019

Beating my meat

when a dude or chick masturbates. (woman can do it too, ur legit rubbing ur flaps n shit.) typically refers to a dude or a woman who actually talks about self pleasure cuz they dont really do that.

brittney- "omg i was beating my meat to a lil peep fanfiction on wattpad last night! had my sheets soaked in blood cuz i was on my period. bombastic sideyeeeeeee"

by girlscanbeattheymeattoo June 21, 2023

I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .

by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024

Beat my meat

A phrase commonly used in butcher shops, meaning they chop up the meat to sell.

Bye honey, see you after work. I'm gonna go beat my meat.

by StevenParkers August 10, 2020