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BeastReality

A T.V. show or movie involving animals, that is setup to look like a reality show.

A few prime examples of this includes Meerkat Manor, Orangutan Island, Dark Days in Monkey City, and March of the Penguins.
Guy 1: "Dude are you watching Discovery Channel?"

Guy 2: "Yeah! Meerkat Manor is on! It's about the Whisker Family's trouble and struggle."

Guy 1: "Wait... Are those actual animals, WTF are you watching?"

Guy 2: "BeastReality."
by R-Ill May 16, 2009
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beastchode

The realest nigga of them all. You see a BEASTCHODE walking around you better watch the fuck out. He had a 30 inch wide and one inch long chode, you would not want to get piped by that.
Spoon: Yo, where’s BEASTCHODE? Oh shit there he is, get down!
by BEASTCHODE February 16, 2019
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Beastmode9000

Beastmode9000 is a YouTuber born in the United States. He is an avid gamer and video editor, he graduated from a career center receiving high honors in Digital Media Arts, he loves professional wrestling & he also is a hardcore metalhead. He has a heel character called "The G.O.A.T" which is a prominent fixture in his NJPW Custom Universe Series on his channel. Nobody knows his real name, he's very secretive of his personal life which kudos to him for doing so! He is 19 years old, and he has been on YouTube for about 6 years at the time of writing (writing this on June 22nd 2021).
"Hey everyone it's Beastmode9000 here, back again with another video!" "What's up guys? It's Beastmode9000 here!"
Just a couple of ways how he addresses the viewers at the start of his videos
by InternetDeepDiver June 22, 2021
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The G.O.A.T Beastmode9000

The heel character of the YouTuber Beastmode9000 debuted on July 21st, 2018 where he had a creepy vibe, but then this character took a more egotistical approach. As Beast later said: "I'm not good at the creepy stuff, it turns out cringey. So I wanted to tweak this character so he had an egotistical edge to him, like some past wrestlers." Needless to say the character was a huge hit with his fans, they started to cheer this new version but Beast didn't want that, he wanted him to be bood. He started making this character cut more vile & degrading promos to the point of almost offense to the viewers but people stuck around because they "wanted to see what he would say next". The G.O.A.T held the Undisputed IWGP World Title for 680 days and was undefeated for nearly 3 years, he had beaten so many challengers, he had even retired Jushin "Thunder" Liger, then came Xavier Young. At Wrestle Kingdom in 2021, these two had a 20 minute 5 star classic match. After a hard landing on the outside by the G.O.A.T, Young threw him into the ring and hit him with a Pop Up Face Crusher for the win. The title reign & undefeated streak of the G.O.A.T had been ended. We have yet to see him (writing this on June 22nd 2021) apart from a short video on Beast's channel in which The G.O.A.T pushed the camera over violently while saying "Get that fucking camera out of my face." Beastmode9000 said he has "big plans" for the character so we will see where The G.O.A.T's journey takes him in the future.
"I am The Greatest Of All Time, the reigning Undisputed IWGP World Champion, the Undisputed Future, and I hate every single one of you disgusting, worthless, waste of space peasants! Bow down to me, I am your God!"

How The G.O.A.T Beastmode9000 sometimes signs off
by InternetDeepDiver June 22, 2021
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BearCore

It's fucking grizzly, black, polar, and brown.


its BEARCORE!!!!



also typically radical and awesome
Dude, this band is fuckin bearcore
by Brohammed Ball-i March 16, 2009
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beastmode

reporter: marshawn describe your attitude.
marshawn: beastmode!
by aburke1002 February 21, 2009
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Breastcore

A term referring to a particular style of music in which the listener feels the overpowering urge to reveal there breasts.
Breastcore first began in the early 90s when underground artists began running experiments with the famed "amen break" and realized that within certain frequencies even the most conservative of listeners will be overcome by the urge to show their breats.
The term "breastcore" was first penned by breakcore musicians OBE (Born Oscar Bernard Erdringer) , Goatslacker (Named due to his fathers questionable species) and 0010100 (Some douche who was lying in the same ditch as the other two)

When the U.s government discovered his craze they immediately outlawed it because thats what they do with anything that involves a decent amount of boob.

However it is said that these three musicians ride throughout the night in search for the briefcase containing this lost "breastcore" frequency and can be seen in the background of one specific episode of friends... (I don't know which because I don't really watch that show but some guy down the road told me about it and it sounded totally awesome)

Many musicians have tried to replicate this sound but none have come closer than Tom Jones. Mr. Jones, who is famous for receiving women's underwear on stage throughout a concert developed this talent whilst trying to replicate the famed "breastcore" Frequency.
"hi gaiz, how can you make sum awesome breastcore beatz on lsdj? also where on google is the lsdj link?
Ktnx bye"
by Arcade Rivalry January 14, 2008
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