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beat his ass woke

Beating someone in their sleep as they lay defenseless causing them to awaken baffled why someone would do that to them. Usually when a woman finds out a man cheated on them while the man is still asleep.
I found out Tyrone was screwin that ho Shaquanda, so I beat his ass woke while he passed out on my couch!
by Jan-man September 22, 2017
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Baja Blast my ass

to "baja blast" someones ass is too pour the drink Baja Blast in their ass and then give them anal.
by cruz is sus April 23, 2021
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beat that ass

sexual term, to smash, to "pound that ass"
Imma beat that ass when I get home. ;)
by fosterjenny July 25, 2017
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Beat your ass

by DickheadSickness March 27, 2017
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ass blast

I was riding the toilet with major ass blast.
by Anonymous April 24, 2003
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ima beat your ass

This means that the person who said this will beat the living crap out of you or that they are horny and want to fuck your brains out of you
1. (Argument between two randos) “ima beat your ass if you don’t give it back.
2. (Argument between the homies) “ima beat your ass 😏” the homies love each other very much.
by Biggy Wiggy June 14, 2022
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Ass Blast from the Past

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china
person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."
by necro April 22, 2005
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