Beardsterpiece

A unique, well-groomed, or well-oiled beard.

His beardsterpiece was a game-changer for his dating profile.

by Rexy123 February 7, 2020

beardstache

A mustache that wraps around your face, farther then a goatee, and continues down your chin into the neck area. Popular for guys who want to look tough.

Damn! Paul Teutel's beardstache looks likes a mullet on his face!

by Michele February 25, 2005

Beardstorm

Beardstorm is the act of showering someone with your shaved beard hairs. It usually requires multiple people growing beards for multiple months to acquire what would be enough to produce a Beardstorm.

Me and Mike grew our beard each for 2 months. Then shaved our beards, and placed the hair into a bag. We then showered a skeet with our beard hair using a giant fan and some ingenuity. This was the first ever Beardstorm.

by Beardstorm Inventor August 3, 2009

Beardstruation

When a female gets angry over your beard.

Stacy "your beard is poking me!"

Tod "I wish they made midol for beardstruation"

Stacy "They do its called shaving"

by Mr. Chump August 6, 2011

bearstream

The gay bear subculture, in its newfound role as the mainstream gay culture. Typically used in a pejorative sense. Can be used as a noun or adjective.

"Did you see that hot bearded guy with the septum piercing?"
"Which one? This place is bearstream as fuck."

by blimpis February 8, 2014

care bearsturbate

when you buy a care bear and proceed to masturbate at mcdonalds while ordering a large coke when you get your large coke you then proceed to ejaculate in your large coke and tip it onto your care bear you then proceed to eat the bear and vomit onto a nearby sheep

i just care bearsturbated now im in jail YOLO

by rocking peoples domes 24/7 bro May 1, 2014

beardstache

The mustache attached to a beard.

This guy wasn't sporting just any old bald-faced Amish beard. No, this guy had a beard with a beardstache attached.

by Silbo1975 March 25, 2010