Beaned

The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.

I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.

by DoppelgangerAlpha June 4, 2016

Beaned

An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.

I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me

by yahoo456kia July 23, 2010

beaned

a synonym for rammed ; tackled.

Yo my back hurts during PE Johnny beaned me.

by The Definition Of Finesse ; Me September 11, 2018

Get beaned

Getting beaned is the worst way to die, suffering the greatest nae nae

I'm not going to kill your going to get beaned

by Pardo Broz October 15, 2016

Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

Ju Ju Beaned

When you get beaten repeatedly with the candy jujubes until your face is battered and you need to wear headgear to repair your grill. Also a girl that gets tea bagged by the abominable snowman whilst eating the hard gummy candy.

Ju Ju Beaned: act of being hit with candy or being teabagged by a hairy bastard

by Elrozz December 15, 2017

beaned

To be wasted on Ecstasy tablets.

"I was WELL beaned last nite bruv!"

by sirdropsalot March 24, 2007