Dirty dick beaters

AN UNWASHED HAND AFTER THEY HAVE ENGAGED IN A MASTURBATION SESSION.

Get your dirty dick beaters off me!!!

by Woodeye December 27, 2014

beasters

A type of cannabis, producing a high felt more in the body rather than the head. Beasters are often cultivated in the British Columbia area, which is where the term originated (BC -> Beasters). Typically referring to the C. indica strain, beasters are usually less preferred than the head high of C. sativa (see headies). Beasters are also notorious for being excessively overpriced.

Don't waste all that cash on beasters, just throw down a little extra for some headies. You won't regret it!

by Hannah the Phish July 29, 2008

Dick Beaters

often used to describe hands that have beaten the male penis.

That woman had some nice dick beaters!!!

by stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69 June 29, 2009

Beaters Block

When a hip hop/beat producer has run out of creative ideas. This is called "Beaters Block" similar to "Writers Block."

"I've been working on this beat all day, but I can't get it right...I must have Beaters Block."

by Don of Dong September 5, 2011

Beasters

Marijuana referred to as beasters is commercial weed said to come out of british columbia, but in essence it could be coming from any part of the world where they are producing metric tons of marijuana for profit. Usually very dense due to being moist from lack of curing the marijuana, also extremely hairy and of not much substance or trichomes. The people producing this marijuana are producing and turning it over at large rates. More than likely organized crime who are using the money to fund other enterprises. ounces usually sell for anywhere from 200 to 300. sometimes youll come across some pot that looks like beaster but is cured better and has more THC and we refer to this bud as "A-sters" or "sexy beast".

Custy: Hey man you got any more of that funk from the other day?

Dealer: Na man i just re-upped and all my guy had was beasters....sorry bro...i can do them for cheap tho.

Custy: Aw man are you serious?! ewwwww! I think ill be better off just picking up some Middies and smokin' blunts.
Lemme know when the Headz roll back through aight!?

by Alice Kramden July 24, 2010

beatersweet

when someone tries to make themselves look better than their friends

usually done by posting group pix with friends and making sure they all look ugly except for the person thats posting it

bro you look so murked in the picture jamal posted... he beatersweeted you.

by ysl slatt September 30, 2018

Weiner Beaters

Hands, any hand used to beat off a weiner

Look at the size of those weiner beaters

by BenjiR2005 January 25, 2009