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Michelle Beadle

Better than Colin Cowherd.
Best host on Sportsnation.
Best Bowling player ever.
Texas Longhorn. Hook Em Horns
And the originator of the the well known name Akron Hammer.
"Hey" thats Michelle Beadle. Yeah, the originator of Akron Hammer.Wow shes a beast.
by SeattleMariner5 December 24, 2009
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Michelle Beadle

Incredibly hot co host of the espn show sportsnation really really hot
Guy 1-Hey man you watch Sportsnation.

Guy 2-Yeah Colin's cool, but Michelle Beadle is HOT!

Guy 1-So hot
by drew10796 April 1, 2010
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the beadle spamming treatment

When you Piss off, Annoy, Harass, Threaten, Bug or act of "Tonying". Also, by clicking LIKE on every post they have ever made on facebook.
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
"Beadle likes your new friendship"
"Beadle likes your relationship"
"Beadle likes your _____ post"
and so on.

The beadle spamming treatment!
by DVanDuzer May 26, 2010
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dealt a beadle

Dealt a bad hand in life. Unlucky. Originating from the famous late British television comedian Jeremy Beadle who was born with a small, deformed hand.
Jeez mate, this just aint right. I got ADHD, bipolar and a personality disorder. I've been dealt a beadle.
by Loopydave June 1, 2018
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Jeremy Beadle

1) A TV host that annoyed the public with various "comedy" set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. He has a small hand - a deformation from God to remind us all that we shouldn't profit from others misfortune.

2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
A traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand...

Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
by Digitalnonsense November 12, 2006
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double beadle

The act of fisting either anal or vaginal by someone with both hands and the fister has small hands.

Named after British celebrity Jeremy Beadle
Terri: "Sam why are you walking funny today?"

Sam: "Gary gave me a double beadle last night, it was amazeballs.
Terri: "The guy with the tiny hands?"
by Craggnarr March 20, 2017
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seb beadle

slang for a “posh twat” or rather someone who votes conservative (a tory)
me: hello old chum

y/n: oh you’re such a seb beadle
by hungry_mama_2k20 October 30, 2020
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