Beach ball speech

Any (usually political) subject which, when mentioned by the speaker, causes them to move their hands up and down while talking, as if they were holding an invisible beach ball. Also known as Watermelon politics.

I really enjoyed the Obama V McCain debate last night, but there was a lot of beach ball speech, too.

by Lucothefish February 21, 2009

baceball bat

An implement used by a certain N Kiote for pleasuring his anal area.

See also ass clown and turd burglar.

N Kiote found his baceball bat lodged horizontally in his lower rectum. And it hurt like a bitch.

by jaap March 29, 2004

BitchBalls

an interjection showing great surprise that one uses when he/she discovers their mate is fucking another of the same sex.

Ahhh BitchBalls, last night i found out my girlfriend is fucking my sister.

by _J-u-m-p-S-t-y-l-e_ September 15, 2010

Sharp as a Beach Ball

Not too bright and certainly not sharp!
Usefully juxtaposed to something really sharp.
The opposite of "sharp as a razor" - clearcut and incisive.

That guy is as sharp as a beach ball - he didn't even realise the girls were teasing him when they fell on the floor laughing! He was well taken in!

by Brian Butterly February 13, 2007

smuggling beachballs

When a woman is so fat, her swimsuit creates huge boobs on her back.

You'll see this on the beach.

On the beach:

Person 1: Dude look at that fatty - she's smuggling beachballs.

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Look at those back boobs!

by whatyousmuggling July 5, 2009

beachbilly

A distinct subspecies of Hillbilly-Redneck that can be found near the beach but not at the beach because they can not afford to live there.

My Beachbilly neighbor Bruce just wants to listen to Jimmy Buffett and drink beer all day in lawn chair

by Oglethorp666 May 12, 2017

BeauHallman

A young male with abnormally thin lips.

I looked out my window yesterday and saw a BeauHallman flopping around in my birdbath.

by nevergonnawinwiththosethinlips November 1, 2009