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Rusty Bayonette

Inserting an erect penis into someone's anus, and then pushing it back and forth between two large breasts to simulate a stabbing motion.
"So I found out she liked anal last night. When she wasn't paying attention i flipped her around real quick and gave her a real good rusty bayonette.
by Skoolp January 1, 2012
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m9 bayonet

The Knife Found In CS:GO
Overly Expensive, over 50dollars, so might as well not buy.

Looks Nice
Oh Shit That Guy Got A M9 Bayonet, Must Be A Rich Kid.
by Crivio August 12, 2017
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Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack

The description of a really disgusting bagel.
Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.
by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009
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polishing the bayonet

He would rather spend time polishing the bayonet than get laid.
by CyberSearcher November 6, 2005
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bayonet

To finish off any wounded soldier (half-empty beer) after the conclusion of a party.
Yaniv: FUCK YES!

Fez: What is it?

Yaniv: I FOUND A WOUNDED SOLDIER!

Keenan: Bayonet that shit!
by yeayuhhhboyeee January 30, 2010
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Bayonette Bitch

A noob on Call of Duty: World At War who will equip a bayonette on almost every weapon in their arsenal and will kill you with it 5 times in one game. They are very dangerous at close quarters, aka asylum, but are fucked on normal maps.
Player #1 "wtf that bayonette bitch killed me for the third time in a row, do you want to lead him out into the open and beat the shit out of him?"

Player #2 "hell yah"
by Ghett0asassin August 12, 2009
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Canadian Bayonet

take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)
We fed the Canadian Bayonet to our bae's
by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016
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